>My time with user has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverent, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion toward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but a common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as Nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself.
My time with user has come to an end. During our time together...
Go back to /r9k/, you boring loser
10 / 10
Read it in his voice, nice pasta.
I really like Louis. Always seemed like a nice guy.
Wow. I saw this pasta posted like 2 years ago and you saved it all along, hoping no one would remember, just so you could repost it and pretend that you were ingenious enough to come up with it on your own. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you've been found out, and your novel is probably shit too.
My novel is NOT shit
So do I. He's from a family of patricians.
He is a liberal which is against the redpill
Try Hitler instead, brainwashed bluepilled idiots
holy...
i want more
this satire is obvious, stale and bad.
So you think liberals and BBC are 'good'?
[muffled angry frog noises in the distance]
Why do you dislike the BBC?
I see this shit posted everyday but it's still funny when used right.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>goes on an adventure to fill his pockets, gets out of it humbled by the experience and questioning the nature of humanity
This plot will never die.
It's Theroux's entire schtick.
WOOWIE
Name one part of my post that suggests I'm mad. I didn't swear at all. Why do all millenials assume slight disagreement equates to irrational hatred? Not everyone is triggered in the way that you are, so please do not assume that me voicing the opposite opinion is any indication about my emotional state. I am completely calm and unperturbed, just disappointed that my suspicions about you were correct. It's disappointing that you think wearing ill-fitting khaki trousers and a cardigan over button up shirt in a sea of other men wearing exactly the same thing is a "good outfit."
>what is consistency
Yeah he seems like a good guy