Who had the best prose style of all time?

Who had the best prose style of all time?

I nominate this man, Sir Thomas Browne.

List the specific work if your nominee's style changed over time.

At the end I'll tally this up and see who Veeky Forums agrees is the best.

Does haiku post count?
Jettison'd wisdom upon
This brink of ever.

Samuel Johnson

Joyce with Ulysses

Chihuahua looking nigga

Browne for the English tongue indeed.

La Bruyère or Retz for French.

Wow. STB and the Cardinal. Every once in a while Veeky Forums surprises. In a good way.

I'll choose Hazlitt for the English, the Duc de St. Simon for the French.

Vladimir Nabokov. English wasn't even his first language and dude still had lovely prose.

Too bad he was a wackjob who believed in witches

I still feel Retz has a better prose than Saint-Simon though. Saint-Simon "écrivait à la diable pour l'éternité" ; here and there, Saint-Simon does sleep.