What's your lab like?

What's your lab like?
Who are the people in it?

my fat neckbeard friend and 2 girls that have a crush on me but i'm not interested
>physics
currently working on resistance of metals to fatigue failure and deformation during two frequency loading

>2 girls that have a crush on me but i'm not interested
Sure stud

>weird one that attends lab but doesn't present any data
>autistic one that asks a million non-questions, imitates the PI, and gets confrontational if you choose to move on instead of dwelling on her pointless nitpicks
>the one who came straight out of undergrad and is always nervous and scared
>refugee from another lab that works on projects totally separate from anything by the rest of the lab
>guy who does one study over and over and somehow gets huge social media response from it
>elder god guy with 17 publications, 3 grants, and a teaching award in his 4th year

>free space: absentee PI

You just described every lab ever.

In a closed system like academia, it is very common for people to just fall for whoever is right next to them. That is why you always see university professors marrying university professors, sometimes literally in the same field.

This is amplified when it comes to girls as women have a psychological need to always be with a man (evolutionary, this was obviously for protection and company in our caveman days) so women literally fall in love with anyone above a 7/10.

>Asian international TA that no one can understand
>That one girl who you catch mirin you from across the room at every lab for the whole semester.
>A lab partner who works well with you and becomes a good friend for life.
>A lab partner who does jack shit, complains about everything, whos only purpose for coming to Uni is to get drunk and railed every Thursday and Friday night and is the first one to leave the lab.
>That one girl who asks the TA questions at every step of the procedure.

Welcome to first year science.

>>That one girl who you catch mirin you from across the room at every lab for the whole semester.

Scientifically speaking, why haven't you pumped a load of cum down this girl's throat?

She probably has a bigger dick than me thats why.

3 grad students, soon to be 2, and a lab manager with a power complex. The girl about to graduate is nice, the other guy is a shithead that spends all day on discord and reddit.
PI is a dick, we've had 5 people leave in the last 2 years. Every time it happens he gives me a pep talk about how good I'm doing so I don't leave, then goes back to calling me a moron.