ITT: post your favorite novelist and your favorite porn star...

She's super cute user

Well she has great feet btw

What a stupid thread.

You have an IQ of 105 but you think it's 150.

Pynchon and Monroe

>tfw your favourite novelist is Borges

Hey loser ;)

Nah, I know I'm dumb

Proust and Briana Blair

Virginia Woolf and Rocco Siffredi

Proust and the rat with a pin through its belly

Saramago.
I don't know any pornstar's names.

Is that story even true or did Veeky Forums made up?

One book by his Swedish valet claims that he masturbated to starving rats tearing each other to pieces.

Though I honestly don't care if it's true, it's an enjoyable and believable story.

John Greene and I dont watch porn other than softcore videos which do not feature penetration. Usually I also jerk off to John Greene videos.

Muh diary & ur mom

Indeed, si non e vero e ben trovatto

Ernst Junger and Evelyn Lin

Orwell and Asa akira.

Agatha Christie and Zoe Voss for myself

I imagine you don't read outside your genre much.

>mfw a fellow user likes Zoe Voss

Solzhenitsyn and Marie McCray

Thomas Bernhard and Janice Griffith.

Cervantes and Stoya

>porn
Good goy!

sketches from a hunter's album

gianna michaels.

Patrish af

>a slave rapist and a faggot
no surprise here.

Hermann Hesse, and I don't watch Porn so instead I have attached a picture of a cute girl

>favorite pornstar
Why do people do this?
It's like falling in love with a hooker

Might hurt you once but never no more

Too much porn turns you into a transvestite degenerate = fact

This but unironically
source: me

i don't think it's about love, it's just what gets me there faster. i immediately and completely objectify any porn actor and they become tools for me to ejaculate. i don't have time for an emotional connection when i just want to bust a nut, friend, emotion is not to be wasted on a rock but gifted to those you care for.

Larva and Lindsey Love

I love Zoe Voss

For me it's Mishima and i wanked to Jenni Lee today. Both fit as fuck

Sasha Grey

Sasha Grey

Thomas Pynchon and Arad Winwin.

Patrician as fuck

John green and Johnny Sins

Well played.

Orwell and Tory Lane.

Now my whole life will be overcast by longing.

I am a second source on that.

Nabokov and can't really tell.
If you know what I mean.

Offering my life as a third source on this

stop watching porn you retards

Paul Auster (it's all about dat Detective Kafka) & Larkin Love (it's all about dat tongue fellatio)

Alternatively,

Danielewski (memes) and Bailey Jay (dicks and breasts)

No.

(You)

Any of us live in Wisconsin?

You think it's that easy? Where do you think you are you fuck!

It needs tigers

I don't have a favourite novelist or a favourite pornstar although I enjoy both porn and novels.

Same

No

>can't really tell
We're anonymous ya know

Journey to the End of the Night
Dianne Thorne

>Virginia Woolf and Rocco Siffre
Nice combo

James Joyce

Don't watch porn because it's fucking degenerate and it fucks your mind up but when I break into lust I'm into lesbian kissing/foot fetish (don't care who as long as they're hot)

JAMIE GILLIS
ANAIS NIN

Mervyn Peake
MaseratiXXX

Oi who is she?

death on the installment plan is sort of funny but i think the people that swear it's great are fags who like all the underage homostuff, otherwise it's kind of fucking boring, and hearing the guy whining constantly about how everything is everyone else's fault gets tedious

Herman Hesse and Chanel Preston or Jenna Haze

yo that looks fucking dank

youtube.com/watch?v=N25CYgYu_4Y

sick soundtrack of medieval tunes on an= 16 bit soundcard

oh there was a whole series, which continued into the 00s, now i recognize it, Patrician IV, etc.

Yup.
But spending close to a decade on Veeky Forums might also have something to do with it.

Trump, and Charlton Heston
>he hasn't seen Heston Porn

This

Its either these two and either Walden or The Grapes of Wrath.

...

Pornstar: Dani Jensen

yo thats gangsta, where u get that plugin, or u just hostfiled to that from pornhub.com or wut

God Taste
Great Taste
Ehhhh

damn I was gonna make that joke

FAGGOT

>celine

My man

Gay

Hipster

Vanilla

Sure why not

Dostoievski and alexa scout

>He fell for the anonymous meme

Feel sorry for you, bud. Hope you didn't post anything too bad.

>Vanilla

My dude! I am on advanced forms of sexual deviancy myself and can only achieve an erection under specific circumstances involving a banana suit and a can of spraypaint. This personal sexual revolution of mine is surely sustainable

Cry more.

don't have one LOL
gelbooru.com with the "male_focus solo" tag on

only patrician itt

I like the way you write. Do you write novels in your free time?

>Veeky Forums
>not watching porn

¿De Julián Ríos?

>tfw porn doesn't get me off anymore
>tfw the only way i get off is through chatting with others

reaction pic dawg
you should post it

James Joyce.

I only fap to 2D.

>tfw i forgot my reaction pic
>tfw it isn't even a good pic

Sure, but I'm not posting it here

Truly the most patrician choices I have seen thus far. Congratulations on your life choices, my friend. I too only shake my third leg at the sight of lines and pixels drawn by Japanese men.

Too bad, but understandable.