Move house

>move house
>don't mention to housemates I don't have a job at the moment
>they think I'm employed and so offer me the room
>continue this charade and go out each day as if to work
>spend 8-12 hours in the library or riding public transportation and reading the whole time
>I'm getting through 200 pages a day

the autistic character from sesame street fits perfectly

Negotium carpe, cinaede

How long can you keep it going?

If you are paying rent what is the issue?

If you aren't paying rent find a job you piece of shit.

You're spending 8-12 hours/day in the library and you only read 200 pages/day? Seriously OP, the librarian must be really sexy.
I mean, you should do at least 400-600 pages/day.

Its not see as appropriate for someone to be home without a job
They are viewed as using more utilities
Eye strain, hunger pains, sleepy
Although one or two are kinda qt by Veeky Forums standards

>They are viewed as using more utilities

Fair enough. Maybe you should get a job then.

>Its not see as appropriate for someone to be home without a job
Do you live in fucking Japan or something? If you can consistently pay your share of rent, then it doesn't fucking matter.

On disability pension
1000 neetbucks/fortnight
No good at anything, had a job till the start of the year, which I wasn't very good at, its closed for renovations, bit reluctant to look for anything temporary because of the time and effort that would take
But honestly I wouldn't be surprised if my work didnt take me back when we reopened

See when I was first looking for a new place I was honest and explained that I have a job but we are closed for renovations at the moment
And I never heard back from anywhere
So I just sorta stopped mentioning it
And hey presto heard back from places
:(