Move house

>move house
>don't mention to housemates I don't have a job at the moment
>they think I'm employed and so offer me the room
>continue this charade and go out each day as if to work
>spend 8-12 hours in the library or riding public transportation and reading the whole time
>I'm getting through 200 pages a day

the autistic character from sesame street fits perfectly

Negotium carpe, cinaede

How long can you keep it going?

If you are paying rent what is the issue?

If you aren't paying rent find a job you piece of shit.

You're spending 8-12 hours/day in the library and you only read 200 pages/day? Seriously OP, the librarian must be really sexy.
I mean, you should do at least 400-600 pages/day.

Its not see as appropriate for someone to be home without a job
They are viewed as using more utilities
Eye strain, hunger pains, sleepy
Although one or two are kinda qt by Veeky Forums standards

>They are viewed as using more utilities

Fair enough. Maybe you should get a job then.

>Its not see as appropriate for someone to be home without a job
Do you live in fucking Japan or something? If you can consistently pay your share of rent, then it doesn't fucking matter.

On disability pension
1000 neetbucks/fortnight
No good at anything, had a job till the start of the year, which I wasn't very good at, its closed for renovations, bit reluctant to look for anything temporary because of the time and effort that would take
But honestly I wouldn't be surprised if my work didnt take me back when we reopened

See when I was first looking for a new place I was honest and explained that I have a job but we are closed for renovations at the moment
And I never heard back from anywhere
So I just sorta stopped mentioning it
And hey presto heard back from places
:(

The problem is his share would not be reflective of his usage.

If he wasn't an autist then he'd tell his roommates and negotiate a fairer rate so he doesn't have to hide from them every day.

And on the flip side one of them has gone and bought a close drier which use horrible amounts of electricity

he he he

>200 pages in 8+ hours
Kek. But, I'm glad you're having fun.

>clothes dryers use horrible amounts of electricity

I hate this meme. An average load, running for about an hour, costs around $0.50 in electricity (using the US average).

The true literary lifestyle.

Well I also read a couple newspapers and check Veeky Forums and reddit when I'm at the library

>check Veeky Forums and reddit when I'm at the library
>not reading books
Pleb! I bet you are one of those who get busted for porn surfing at the library too.

You should read through all the super long shit while you can, like IJ, In Search of Lost Time, and the Bible.

what this guy says and also you might as well learn a language or two

Looking for a job is a full time job user. Get out the library and start looking

I thought they all had autism to begin with.

or he can look...while in the library...