MFA programs in the US actually pay you to become a writer

I know a girl here in London who met a guy on Fetlife who is into being something called a "cash pig" or something like that. Basically she mocks him via Skype and he gives her a ton of money. He works in asset management and hes like 50 years old, has a wife, kids etc but he obviously has money to spare. I don't think she's fucked him but I don't I ask, I just go to her flat every couple of weeks to let her spit on me and call me mean names.

If not an Ivy, is there anything that compares with Iowa in terms of funding/prestige/faculty? Or is it leagues ahead of everything else?

Surely NYU is up there too? Syracuse?

Texas. BU. NYU.

sounds like someone is in the 70% :)

Universities don't pay you to become a writer, universities pay you for being a perpetrator of liberal ideology.

>perpetrator

Perpetuator.

One of my buddies is a fisting top and makes $500/hour with 4 sessions a week.