ITT telltale signs that the book is absolutely horrible

>female writer

>he only reads shit females
>he'd buy the tao lin book with the sparkle cover before woolf or barnes
ok

>quotes one word from a newspaper review on the front cover

All females are shit.
Women are objectively unintelligent and therefore incapable of creating anything of value.

sure thing buddy
Fuck this one gets to me. I got a book with an Ellroy quote on the front just saying "STUNNING". I like Ellroy, and the book was fucking awesome, but fuck did my heart sink when it arrived with that cover.

>postcolonial literature

>t. permavirgin

>woman's reaction to truth is to call someone "virgin"
So typical. So predictable.

if women can't write explain why she's the greatest writer

travel is involved

>virgin's reaction to not having sex is pretending women are worthless

Enjoy your sour grapes kid

"Book (x) in the Chronicles of"

any of these words in the title:

fairy
dancers
singers
crystal

>author's name is bigger than the book title

...

It's in the New Age section.

Is this what you're doing with your day? Sitting there refreshing your troll thread waiting for hate? Kill yourself. Not because what you said has upset me, but because you are a worthless stain on society.

Ssshh.
She's Veeky Forumss best kept secret.

Point stands.

>Magical realism
>Latin American
>African American (with very few exceptions)

>worthless whore
Okay.

>Being illiterate

Nah, I just have higher standards than you do.

>butthurt females pretending they're not worthless
Comedy gold.

>written by a liberal
>quotes by GRRM or similar saying the book is good on the cover

>anglo literature
Not even once.

Did it have ellipses before and after?

kek, no. If they added those it would troll me far less.

>calling Flannery O'Connor a whore
This is like calling Oscar Wilde a ladies man.

A woman is by definition a whore.

Wouldn't that make men by definition a well stuffed wallet and make you less man than Bill Gates and highly paid gay porn actors? How's life, Mr Failure of a Man? You ever going to earn enough that we can stop pretending you're a woman with basically less fuckability? Post pay stub, wagie, you probably owe some of us blowjobs

No, because men are actually complex creatures so there's no singular definition like that for them. Women are simplistic kind of like dogs, except less intelligent and nowhere near as loyal.

You don't seem complex or well paid enough to be a man. So, yeah, a whore with less fuckability than a woman, and more whiny shit coming out her mouth than should be. I'm guessing you're enough of failure to meet the standard of complexity or wealth that you actually owe us anal. Post ass if you ain't got a paycheck, bitch.

>NY times best seller
>Author's name is larger than the book's title
>Has an Amazon review on it
>Has a TV show or movie to market it the novel towards normies

>>calling Flannery O'Connor a whore
>This is like calling Oscar Wilde a ladies man.
>when user turns user out for not being able to understand Wise Blood

I thought Veeky Forums would be my sanctuary from the sexist pigs who plague the rest of this site.

>written after 1961