Serious Question: If all the authors of the Western canon were dropped into a battle royale to fight to the death who would win?
Serious Question: If all the authors of the Western canon were dropped into a battle royale to fight to the death who...
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might have well as made a hunger games thread
Like on merit of their writing, or who would successfully kill the others?
Ovid, then Mini-shima
If by west you mean intercontinental west then Emily Dickinson by a landslide. Everyone would curl up in fetal position, each contemplating existence and the futile endevours of life.
Wait I'm being silly... she's from New England. Not Common wealth
Hemingway for sure
in both areas
And in a drinking contest
defo
>an insecure sissy who wrote some of the dullest books ever full of muh manliness overcompensation
>would beat anyone in anything
And a suicide contest.
tom wolfe
I did not win Pour Le Merite for nothing, you know?
>Ovid
It's spelled Ovidius.
One of the Greeks, I imagine. Plato was a big guy.
Ovid is a commonly accepted way to spell his name, user.
The don't have guys. Also,
>for you
guns*
When did pic related happen
Cervantes, when he had both hands
>former soldier
>nationalist
>psychically unstable after reading kant
>violent fantasies
>suicidal
be careful
This guy is basically a worse Junger
Junger would take it.
It may be a sincere question, user, but it's definitely not a serious one.
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Plato for sure. He could wrestle with the best of them
obvious answer
Marcus Aurelius hands down.
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