2018

>2018
>he's not majoring in calculus

>Majoring in Calculus

Spoken like a true non-calculus major

Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.

I ask my professor his thoughts on quantum mechanics and partial derivatives. He's impressed i know about the subject. We converse after class for some time, sharing mathematical insights; i can keep up. He tells me of great things ahead like series and laplacians. I tell him i already read about series on wikipedia. He is yet again impressed at my enthusiasm. What a joy it is to have your professor visibly brighten when he learns of your talents.

And now I sit here wondering what it must be like to be a brainlet, unable to engage your professor as an intellectual peer. All of the deep conversations you people must miss out on because you aren't able to overcome the intellectual IQ barrier that stands in the way of your academic success... it's so sad. My professor and I know each other on first name basis now, but i call him Dr. out of respect.

And yet here you brainlets sit, probably havent even made eye contact with yours out of fear that they will gauge your brainlet IQ levels.

A true shame, but just know it is because i was born special that i am special. I can't help being a genius, nor can my professor. Two of a kind is two flocks in a bush.

Very tasty pasta, user, I thank you for this special cuisine.

Take math 1004: extreme integration

Spring schedules everyone?

CALC 405 Riemann Sums with Applications
CALC 382 Introduction to L'Hôpital Theory
CALC 247 Advanced Methods in Chain Rule Applications
CALC 304 Disk Integration I

>tfw only a precalculus major

Lol that's like the Women's Studies of calculus

>mfw majoring in intro to proofs