What are scientifically proven ways of obtaining a gf?

What are scientifically proven ways of obtaining a gf?

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For proofs, you want to look at mathematics, not science.

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good question. we need to get some statisticians in here with the answer.

What are some statistically correlated ways of obtaining a gf?

My guess would be having ripped muscles would be greatly associated with having a gf

getting a Nobel prize

I'm starting to wonder if this is the case.

Try showering a bit more frequently than never.

alright guys I've come up with an answer after consulting the research.

to get a GF I've determined you should be:
-fat
-have a high BMI
-be stupid
-don't go to school

[1]:
>Observing physical and mental hygiene.
[2]:
>Dressing fashionably, for the right occasion(s).
[3]:
>The tactical employment of game, in the right occasion(s).
[4]:
>Having a middling mastery (oxymoron) of social engineering.
[5]:
>Tie in with [1]: projecting confidence and a high social status.
Also, please see the image attached.

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I'm a learned man in these things:
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Is my alma mater.

Be white, have muscles, have money, act confident, be interesting for girls to talk to.

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>scientifically proven way of obtaining a gf.

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Money. Power. Fame.

Alternatively having a big schlong and not looking too bad on the eyes.

Oh, and youtube.com/watch?v=Hro3V90E5Mc

the woman is not the measure of all things

unfortunately my instincts attempt to twist my mind into believing otherwise

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I don't get this graph. You'd think that women with a low age at the birth of their first child would be very successful at reproduction, but this graph says the opposite is the case? Right?

Nevermind I get it, I'm retarded

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that just makes me want to kill myself because I feel like a degenerate watching porn all day

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The GF problem is not computable.

have to control for population sizes
but yes, for blacks

Appease their psychology

When you are (very) young, the only way is to be cute.

When you are a big guy, just be intelligent and funny.

Fall in love. There is no trick. You must follow your heart, and its a secret to everybody. God will call upon you and you will know. Do not get discouraged, make yourself more attractive, become smarter. Use a desire for women as a fuel for improving yourself and the women will come. Also, play it slow or play it drunk. You dont need to do anything man

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