Help coming up with original argument for or existence of god

Philosophy final paper...I'm at a loss here. It must be an original argument we've come up with. Can use any traditional definition of god (design arg./ontological arg/cosmological arg/omnipotent omnipresent and omniscient)

must follow either a deductive, abductive, or inductive form - majority of grade is that our argument is sound

How the fuck do I come up with an argument that hasnt already been made? This is due tomorrow and I've just been sitting here like a retard

give me some direction pol

>How the fuck do I come up with an argument that hasnt already been made?
I don't think you really can, considering the amount of people who've thought and written about god(s) over the years. At a certain point all the possible variations of the idea have been used, surely?

Well if we give you ideas, then your argument won't be too original.

this has to be a 10 page paper, I cant even start it. This gen ed has taken up more of my time than my upper level biochem classes, im done

If I were asked this, my first instinct would be to take a known argument for nonexistence and show that it actually implies existence.

why don't you start with some semantically ambiguous names of properties and then use faux set theory

Or alternatively, pick a random obscure God, note their properties/characteristics that may differ from classical concepts of God and show the characteristic proves existence somehow.

To ensure a kind of freshness to your argument, infuse it with ideas built upon modernity and temporary technology. Throw insome buzzword about quantum entanglement and string theory, say, for example, that uncertain nature of microscopic world shows an inherently transcendental design that could not be known by conventional means of human logics. Note that religion persists even in the age of rampant materialism, implying deep cosmological root of morality. Point at The Internet as a kind of global kowtowing tribute to the everknowing, everpresent creator.
Assuming your professors are 60+ year old crusty cunts, it is bound to stump them into giving you a good grade

If God din du nuffin then our thoughts have no meaning or purpose behind them.

The professor can't honestly the class to come up with original arguments
Just bs it