Requirements: 2 years of lab experience

This.
What is the solution here?

OP here. Have been. It's just frustrating. It's been three months. If I don't have a job in my field by the end of the year, I guess I'll just wagie in retail and daytrade crypto until I have enough for investment funds.

>be outgoing and a teamplayer

>not lying on your resume.

Honestly, this. I've got a cousin who lied on his application to google. 5 years later he's making 6 digits working from home and spending most of his time saying mount and Blade.

You didnt learn shit in a week you brainlet.

I wouldnt hire any of you.

No experience means youre going to be washing my glass if youre lucky. Printing labels all day if youre not.

That's why I'm going into bioinformatics desu familia. Fuck you and your shitty repetitive lab slavery that will be automated in 10 years anyway.

Smart don't slave away in a shitty lab.

t. Sits on ncbi all day

What field?