To whoever bought my erotica on Amazon, thank you

For the record it's and not .

Yeah nigga

Here ya go.
amazon.com/dp/B01MU8LP5O

But honestly I prefer the first one I published. It's about an island of naked teen girls.
amazon.com/dp/B00O25ATNC

>Waking up to a facial rarely means something good is happening. It’s never “SPLOOGE! Mom made pancakes!” or “SPLOOGE! We decided to adopt a Golden Retriever!”

Really?

>Waking up to a facial rarely means something good is happening.
Speak for yourself.

Not trying to make a fool out or anything of you but as an erotica writer how much sexual experience do you have?

>Only one hooker remained; second if you counted God's mother
really?

They both read like my diary desu

You don't have an author page up?

...
Like a few times. A couple other times with hookers.

Thanks for the chuckle.

Fuck you though.

No I guess I need to do that since I'm gonna publish again in the near future.

>So I guess this is what they meant by hard business!
>Then I found it. Junioress Park. My god...

Seriously?

I regret making this thread.

Cute covers

T-thanks

whom'st'oever*

>"By utilizing the fragments of DNA found in one fossilized mosquito, we were able to biologically engineer these sexually aggressive teenage cavewomen. We were able to create... Junioress Park."

Jesus Christ.

It's funny because Jurassic Park actually is a partial inspiration. Not joking.

>hard business
>junioress park

Pure pottery

Where did you even get the one for Junioress Park.

That makes two of us.

The image of the girl is a CG render I got permission to use from a dA artist, the island photograph is a free stock photo.

It looks very professional my dude.

>it's not actually about that
why live?

Why thank you, my man. Being a graphic designer does help.

I'm the one who bought your books user. I'm the guy who left a review. I was in the last thread about your shit complimenting your book covers stating that it helped compelled me. I failed to mention details about your presentation that lead me to the purchase of your writings. Or maybe there aren't too many details. One thing that compelled me to Hard Businesses was that the cover reminded me of something I would expect to see on a PKD novel or something along those lines. That helped a lot. You say in this thread that you are more proud of your earlier work. In my review I say that I look forward to your other stuff. If you are more proud of your earlier work I'm going to have a slightly raised expectation when I read those other books. I also paid more for them. I'll let you know what I think of the other two in reviews I'll leave for you. I hope my first review and this post was insightful in helping you sell/write your books.

I recall this previous thread, it made me want to attempt to sell my 30 pages of guro/science fiction/incest porn on Amazon for 99 cents somehow.
Not sure it's worth being attached to it in any way though.

use a pseudonym

Maybe I will if I finish the few stories I have started. I go through phases where I'm pretty disgusted by myself for writing it, but with summer coming up I'll have a month without being surrounded by women who make me wish I had a sex life of some kind, which means I'll probably feel OK writing clone slaughter porn.

Thank you very much for your patronage, user, and I found your review really incitement. My current in-progress work might not excite you much more, but I will earnestly make use of some of your insights for future work. As for the previous two, I think you may enjoy them ever-so-slightly more.

Yeah bro, just make a pen-name like Jackin' McCrackin' and go with that, you should have no reason for people to really dig and find your true identity.

>He comes into the graveyard almost by accident, on a long, aimless descent from Junioress Park.
eh, not feelin it

...

It might be that your lack of discipline is really a gift to this world.

That is a nice thought, that my idleness has an effectively diminishing effect on the awfulness of humanity.

Bump, since I'm outlining one of the stories in my next collection now, and to keep talking about erotica in general.

There should be a fucking space after P in P.A. Fucking hell.

Holy fuck. That's brilliant.

What?

I guess this thread is dying, but in my dying breath I declare that I will make it a point to keep an erotica general thread active as often as I can. That is my wish. Good day.

I think the word you're looking for is whom'st'd've.

>Focal point is eating ass.
>Found the millennial.

Lol, right?

can I only buy the books if I have a kindle. Not pdf or paper?

Amazon lets you read the books on your PC with a free viewer you can download. I haven't set up any of the books for paperback yet because some images I used for a few of them aren't high-res enough for print, but I may go ahead and figure something out.