This is Yuri Alekseyevich Gagarin. Say something nice about him

Wasn't the soviet space program heavily classified?

His lips are very full. Plump. Ripe berries ready to be harvested.

When I eat a cherry, I like to roll it along my tongue and test the tension of the cherry's skin with my teeth. Sometimes I get overzealous and the cherry breaks, but just every so slightly. As the juice slowly flows out, I can roll it across my tongue again, but this time with another layer of pleasure: that sweet, tart dab of cherry juice that now coats the cherry's exterior.

Then it's a matter of playing with the cherry until there isn't anything left. Just the remnants. The cherry has given itself up to me completely, but I still find myself ultimately dissatisfied. Despite this, knowing I've ruined something just for my pleasure makes the ritual seem worth it.

I imagine his lips would leave a similar impression.

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>user personifies cherry as a conduit for his sadistic tendencies
>user is such brainlet. The Jews pay high sums for this kind of thing.

Laika > Gagarin

>Very high chance you will die
>But you will be famous
>But you could be both
Implying that it is not brave to do it anyway is disingenuous. Not everyone would die just to be known about , user. You have some notoriety to gain, it appears, you nobody.

Aha! But I am the second most famous person in all history. You have been tricked you fool. For it is I Genghis Khan!

Make me your cherry, daddy. Bite me just hard enough to draw blood.

>Wasn't the soviet space program heavily classified?
Yes.

I would expect that any mishap would be classified top secret.

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suffer for an afternoon and get nailed to a cross, get praised and worshiped of thousands of years of billions of people

Poyekhali!

As far as I know, I have no bad experiences with Yuri

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>something nice about him

someone wishes they could be famous~

I actually have Yuri Gagarin's signature framed in my house, alongside Neil Armstrong and his signature. He looks quite handsome in the picture as well.

He proves magic is real.

youtube.com/watch?v=E2EtIKnxB2o

One of the high school in my city before the regime change was called Komarov after the soviet astronaut who died in Soyuz 1. So guess 1.

Cпacибo, Юpий Aлeкceeвич.

Easy enough to use recordings to try and confuse the Americans and make them lose courage that the Soviets were already sending people into space. The problem is that we have all the names of all the cosmonauts on the short list and those who were chosen. We know where they came from and where they went. We have information of who was involved in rocketry experiments and where they went.

Now for sure the Soviets certainly could have pulled some crazy KGB secret government shit but it's less likely given our records that they had any secret missions lost in space with people on board and more likely they were using recordings and radio signals to fuck with Americans.

Here we have the Veeky Forums virgins with nothing to live for
Clearly they are too inept to contribute to their field, and too socially illiterate to attract any worthwhile mate
Their lives are destined to be filled with resentment and emotional destitution. Surely to be dealt such a hand in life is evidence of an altogether uncaring - or even malevolent - higher power.

Looks like it's been rather debunked
>Since the 1960s, critical analysis of the recordings has cast doubt on their provenance. For instance, audio transcripts reveal that none of the cosmonauts, who were supposed to be Soviet air force pilots, followed standard communication protocols, such as identifying themselves when speaking or using correct technical terminology. Likewise all the recordings contain disjointed sentences and grammatical errors (e.g. the meaningless "..aшa пepeдaчa бyдeт тeпepь", Nov 1963)←(aшa пepeдaчa бyдeт тeпepь Translation: "...[o]ur transmission will now...") contradicting the known fact that the Soviet space program only used highly trained, well-educated Russian native speakers from aeronautical backgrounds.

And most importantly
>Though some of the transcripts record cosmonauts saying they are leaving Earth's orbit (i.e. heading into interplanetary or "deep" space), the manned Vostok 3KAs could not reach escape velocity because their designs never contained secondary-burn propulsion units. This was inherent to the Vostok programme, a project to put the first Soviet citizens into low Earth orbit and return them safely. OKB-1 only required spacecraft with velocities that could reach Earth orbit (28,160 kilometres per hour (17,500 mph)) far less than the speed needed to break orbit (40,320 kilometres per hour (25,050 mph)). Propulsion units powerful enough to leave earth's orbit did not begin to appear until the test firing of the RD-270 engine in 1969; and it was not until the N1 moon rocket (with the NK-33 engines) in 1974 that the Soviets built a spacecraft able to reach open space. It is impossible to "accidentally" veer off into deep space without firing a rocket engine powerful enough to accelerate to escape velocity. Brazilian astronomer Ronaldo Rogério de Freitas Mourão stated that "These stories fell into disrepute after the fall of the Iron Curtain. Many secrets of the Russian program came to light and nothing on that subject [was addressed]". "The Russian program had several failures that they did not hide. " Mourão also reported that attempts to intercept radio signals were not made in Europe alone. "There was a lot of listening, as there was an American interest in destabilizing the Soviet Union and that kind of information would not go unnoticed," said the astronomer. "If there was anyone before Gagarin, we would know."

You're not getting around the fact that in 1960 you could not have a rocket suddenly inexplicably get more than 2x the power needed to reach escape velocity.

The whole thing is a hoax.