What are the most superficial books that Veeky Forums ever read?

What are the most superficial books that Veeky Forums ever read?

my diary desu

The Pretty Little Liars books. The ones I got through, anyway, till I couldn't take it anymore.

I was disappointed by Mere Christianity; right from the moment he stated that Christians shouldn't fight each other because then none of them will get converts

Oblivion by David Foster Wallace

Ulysses

"A heartbreaking tale of jerking off to DFW's prose while wiping my ass with new sincerity" by David Eggers

Not a fan of DFW, btw, but Eggers shows just how much worse it could have been.

Imagine Cameron Diaz sucking your dick.

Your journal I read while waiting for your mother to make me a steak

The Ego and Its Own. Not even memeing. I suppose it would have lost this distinction to any Rand work if I had read her.

How did you know I was a girl?

the bible

philistine

>he posts on Veeky Forums

hehehe

Bergdorf Blondes
And I enjoyed every minute of it.

FUCK YOU NO WIT

Siddharta. I was in a...difficult phase when I read it, so I might see it differently if I were to read it today.

woooo

WHERE ARE THE SMART SMUG ONES

SHOW UP

:)

;^)

Maybe superficial isn't the right word but Behold The Man by Michael Moorcock was extremely painful to read. It was just so edgy and predictable.

So true user. Genius detected***