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Cats or dogs?
Tolstoy or Dostoevsky?
Voltaire or Rousseau?
Tea or coffee?
Lenin or Trotsky?
Artaud or Tzara?
Beckett or Joyce?
Gogol or Pushkin?
Star Trek or Star Wars?
Apples or oranges?
Lolita or Ada?
Hitler or Mussolini?
Gravity's Rainbow or Mason & Dixon?
Finnegans Wake or Ulysses?
Linux or Windows?

Neither

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yes

>Cats or dogs?
Cats.
>Tolstoy or Dostoevsky?
Tols.
>Voltaire or Rousseau?
Voltaire.
>Tea or coffee?
Coff.
>Lenin or Trotsky?
Lennin.
>Artaud or Tzara?
None.
>Beckett or Joyce?
Joyce.
>Gogol or Pushkin?
gogl.
>Star Trek or Star Wars?
Sw.
>Apples or oranges?
App
>Lolita or Ada?
Ada
>Hitler or Mussolini?
Hi
>Gravity's Rainbow or Mason & Dixon?
GR
>Finnegans Wake or Ulysses?
Uly
>Linux or Windows?
W

Cats
Tolstoy
Voltaire
Tea
Trotsky
Artaud
Joyce
Pushkin
Star Wars
Oranges
Lolita
Mussolini
Mason & Dixon
Ulysses
Linux

Cats
Dosto
Rousseau
Coffee
Trotsky
Dunno
Joyce
Pushkin
Wars
Oranges
Lolita
Mussolini
GR
Ulysses
Linux

Cats
Dostoevsky
Rousseau
Tea
Lenin
Artaud
Joyce
Pushkin
Star Wars
Apples
Ada
Mussolini
Gravity's Rainbow
Ulysses
Windows

too easy, too easy

This, except Lolita > Ada.

...It's three user
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>cats
>tolstoy
>rousseau
>tea
>lenin
>
>joyce
>pushkin
>trek
>oranges
>lolita
>
>gravity's rainbow
>ulysses
>windows

not surprising all you betas like cats

It seems Veeky Forums doesn't have much affection for dogs.

Wtf why would we choose between Hitler or Mussolini? They are bad people

>dogs
>Dostoevsky
>Voltaire
>Tea
>Trotsky
>Artaud
>Beckett
>Pushkin
>Star Trek
>Apples
>Lolita
>Hitler
>Gravity's Rainbow
>Ulysses?
>Linux

Hell yuh son I aim to run me some coons up around Pigswaller lake I got me some damn fine coon dogs, mighty fine, was talkin Eustus Shuckler round the drygoods store 'tother night I says, Eustus, I got me some damn fine coon dogs and he says, I reckon you right, then one trots off round the back I set to chase it and I get all caught up in the honeysuckle brambles and wisteria with that kind of sweet rotting smell and I need to get away I says
Ooh that smell did you did you
Did I what Willy what is it what—
How could you look I'll kill us both it'll be easy
I can smell I know but we can fix it I
Look here give that over
But I lost it I how could you I look please
Here let's forget this to back to the house
No no I'll take a walk you go ahead no
I'll go with you just give me
No you go on ahead please go
I go around to the hitching post and that fetid smell won't stop and I can feel burning behind my eyes and

Why can't you just be like the asians and choose whichever you think is coolest

It depends

cats
tolstoy
rousseau
coffee
lenin
artaud
beckett
pushkin
star trek
oranges
ada
mussolini
gravity's rainbow
ulysses
linux

dogs
Tolstoi
Rousseau
coffee
Lenin
ya caught me
Beckett
Gogol
Star Wars
apples
Ada
what?
Gravity's Rainbow
don't care
don't care

I bet none of you tolstoy cats actually uses linux

>binary option
>2017
>kill yourself, fag

>Dogs.
>Tolstoy.
>Neither, both options are shit.
>Tea.
>Neither, both options are shit.
>Artaud and it isn't close.
>Joyce, even Beckett would agree.
>Gogol.
>Neither, both options are shit.
>Oranges.
>Ada.
>Mussolini, but that's really not saying much.
>M&D personally, GR objectively.
>Ulysses.
>Technologically il/lit/erate here.

dogs
dostoevsky
coltaire
tea
lenin
tzara
joyce
gogol
star wars
oranges
ada
mussolini
m&d
ulysses
windows