Something wicked this way comes

Name a more dramatic sentence than this.

Protip: you can't.

Nice one, Punchy.

"man is born free but everywhere he is in chains"

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.

AND THEN EVERYTHING EXPLODED!

Is that a fucking 5th avocado reference.

Call me Ishmael

Wardine be cry.

*CRASH* Mom made pancakes!

Only one enemy remained; two, if you counted god

CRASH!

All the world's a stage

There is a world elsewhere.

The readiness is all.

Thou'lt come no more.

I am not what I am.

Where's the fucking money Lebowski

"This Dante, is the Inferno!"

CRASH, we bought a dog!

>What are we in, some kind of Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri?
Was Dante retarded?

Cordelia, Cordelia! stay a little.

Jesus wept.

>And then the paradise was lost

Really milton??? What a hack!!

And, at last, Meursalt realised that he was... The Stranger

>Why Prospero, this is indeed quite The Tempest™ by William Shakespeare

I moonwalked out of the theatre at this point

>we are of mice and men, Lenny

Dead in the middle of Little Italy, little did we know
That we riddled two middlemen who didn't do diddily

Gregor realized he had undergone a Metamorphosis! Into a bug! The absolute madman!

>I am a sick man... I am a spiteful man... I am... the Underground man
wtf dostoevsky

And so I shouted into the sky... Absalom, Absalom!

Holy.....I want more.....

>Gregor Sama arose to find he had transformed into a big, fat cockroach.

...and close your eyes with holy dread, for he on honey-dew hath fed, and drank the milk of paradise.

Better to reign in hell, than to serve in heaven