Erotica thread

Let's have another erotica thread. Do you read it?
What type of erotica do you read?
What turns you on?
Where are the best places to read and share it?

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Who's the dude in the pic?

it's your mom

>What turns you on?
fuck off

The dummy can't even use the washing machine without fucking up

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>Do you read it?
fuck no
>What type of erotica do you read?
none
>What turns you on?
video material of a man inserting his phallus inside a female
>Where are the best places to read and share it?
idk

seriously who is this semen demon? is there more materiao of her outside of this picture?

just image search it m8, the first result is a full gallery

Sorry user, I don't know.

I don't think many guys read erotica.
I did a few times, it's better than fapping to nothing, I guess. But at the end of the day I was just looking for a porn-like experience in text form, didn't really care about the story and always read the short stories. When I say porn-like I mean text that would pretty much describe a porn scene.

The one good thing about lit erotica compared to [video] porn is that the subject matter and characters/scenarios are more varied and you can explore more taboos and stuff that you can't do in a porn video.

I'm a man and I do read erotica. Usually pedo stuff.

There are quite a few good erotic books/stories on storiesonlinenet. Depending on what you want you may have to go into the account settings to customize your account so ALL the stories on the site are visible to you(its still free),

Look for stuff by Don Lockwood, MWTB, elsol, Blue Dragon, peterbeater, Vulgus, colt45, Lazlo Zalezac,Al Steiner, hammyingbyrd7, Marsh Alien, Jay Cantrell, Nick Scipio, Magi, Old Softy, Fillmore, Shrink42. Also look at the sites's top lists.

If you can find it check out Captured Caroline by Quin. It used to be on understories. Its an unfinished BDSM interent classic from the BBS/usenet days.

Then you aren't looking in the right places for stories. Literotica, storiesonline, ASSTR, the kristen archives, understories. All have stuff that ranges from romance level erotica to based smut scenes with almost no story.

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The best story I ever read was a series on the erotica part of xnxx. The story was called "Life as a God" I think. It was about a dude in modern times who worked with troubled youth, and he's secretly a hebephile. He finds out he's the son of Zeus, so he has all these powers and stuff and he's able to live out all his craziest fantasies, and there's some intrigue with the other gods as well.

I remember the first chapter he bangs this girl who he had been helping. Then there's this spoiled popular girl who he kidnaps and puts in a dungeon, and he makes her perceive that she's held in there in isolation for months, even though it's only been minutes. He hate-fucks her, it was awesome. Eventually he anally rapes the goddess Aphrodite. As someone who is into anal, domination, and Greek mythology it was just perfect for me in every way.

What fucking SUCKS though is that the website it was on, which was the erotica portion of xnxx, would periodically go through anti-pedophilia phases every few years or so, so the entire story got deleted, and I think the author got banned as well. This was all like 4 years ago at this point, but I still occasionally search on Google and Bing for it, because I still want to read it and jack off again.

I do erotic roleplay on World of Warcraft if that counts

ERP guilds are the reason I quit trying to play on a roleplay server. I found it annoying that people insisted on roleplaying inside dungeons despite constant wipes but ERP was the deal breaker. I was still relatively new to the game and new RP. I solo level up as horde and run some early dungeons but keep mostly to myself. Some guild is recruiting in Thunderbloof and I inquire about joining. No mention of ERP at all. So the first guild event and I find its a Furry ERP guild and undead guild leader wants bang me up the Tauren butt as the initiation. I noped out there fast and deleted the toon. I went back to my toons on a regular server and never went back.

You had me at hebe but lost me at domination and anal.

Doesn't matter, it's nowhere to be found 4 years later. I'll probably never see it again.

Hahaha.

Bad erotica is probably the worst thing to read in existence. Good erotica is pretty rare, but probably the highest form of art? It takes a lot of courage to write well. Modern societies make it pretty hard still for it to be taken seriously, so I think it's a good sign of an author's ego when they're aren't afraid to write something trashy and vulgar.

I read a horrible story a couple years back but the author amused me with his constant use of describing the main character's dick as being "harder than Superman's kneecap" in every sex scene.

turn-ons are chinks with downs

ugh that girl gives me goosebumps

racist and ableist
good job user

I read a lot of foot fetish erotica

Good erotica is better than videos for me, so I'm always searching for new stories but 95% are absolute dogshit. (like my fetish)

I like gender swap erotica usually. That and degradation / morale degeneracy. Basically the only reason I like lit erotica is because fetishes like mind control and ego deterioration are best served slowly and with character building. I mostly just play VNs to be honest. I wish I knew of more good lit erotica.

Anais Nin.

Good laugh.

You know somewhere there is a SJW that will say its okay for you to like that because people with downs deserve to be sexually attractive too. I think you are a sick fuck though.

I read some in the past, but it's hard and very time consuming to find the good stuff.
It's also kinda degenerate, maybe not as much as watching porn, but still.

pastebin.com/1NkWG6qh
Unironically the best erotica I've ever read.

asstor, Kids' Facial Studio by Tey Reynolds Robinson

Thanks user, that was pretty helpful

Being trashy and vulgar is the norm these days. Don't know if you've noticed.

Coupling both the fact that it's hard to find exact representations of my fetishes, and the fact that there's just something great about the imaginative power of good erotica, I've been writing it for myself for years. Even before I really began enjoying porm.

I've written uncountable stories of people I know, of characters I like, of characters I've created, etc.

There's been almost nothing to match how wonderful the build up is off writing a story and not cumming until it's done, whether that's in one day or a whole week. It's like the ultimate edging - the scenes come first in your head, then the process of writing, and finally reading the whole thing when it's done and finally orgasming. It's incredible. It's been unmatched in my life so far

People actually masturbate to erotica?
I'll be honest building a fantasy and finally getting off to it kind of sounds rewarding. I may have to try that.

>People actually masturbate to erotica?
Is there any other reason to read it? Do you watch porn for fun and not jerk off?

>writing your own erotica based on your fantasies about people you know
Why haven't I thought of this before? Sounds kinda creepy though.

>People actually masturbate to erotica?
Erotica turns me on a lot more than porn, t b h. I think it's the psychological aspects. You don't really know what people are thinking in porn, and it's all staged so you know that there isn't an actual emotional connection there. Meanwhile with fiction you can let the situation play out in your head as if it were a genuine situation with genuine people. I'm probably a fag.

I read it like any story, and enjoy being put in erotic fantasy situations. There is some softcore porn I will watch just for the pleasure of it.

But I will try what you said, user. I once ghostwrote a fantasy story for someone based on a cute girl they knew. I'm sure it was cathartic for them.

>Sounds kinda creepy though.
They'll never see it, nothing creepy about it.

>caring about what others think of your hidden porn creations

>use to Photoshop fake nudes and blowjob pictures of girls I crushed on
>could have written the ultimate fantasy instead

>tfw as a kid, before I had my own computer, I would type multi-message erotica on the DS pictochat
>tfw constant fear that someone close in the neighborhood might join the room and see it all

You secretly hoped that someone would see it, otherwise you wouldn't have typed it all out on a fucking DS of all things.

I was 11 or 12 and had nothing else to write it on in bed, in the dark, in the middle of the night. I would do it at 2 or 3 in the morning, so the risk was thankfully low

laugh at me, but fanfiction. There's enough written of it, that I can usually find a pairing I like.

I've written an erotic Majora's Mask fan fiction for /vg's Zelda general but never posted it and was thinking about posting it on fanfiction.net.

I've also wrote a long experimental pedophilic poem inspired by Resident Evil 7 and wondered if that would be the best place to post it, even though the characters and situations are changed.

the obscene bird of night is some top quality stuff

Thanks for the recommendation, I'm definitely checking this out.

The Kristen Archives scare me, there's too much pedo shit there

There's a ton on ASSTR too.

Not that that's a problem.

It's all fiction.

It just skeeves me out a little
Idgaf if the girl is 16 or whatever but there are some stories on there where the girl is like deadass like 6 and I don't fuck with that shit at all.

>staying up until 4am writing my erotica and edging the whole time
Literally best orgasm of my life, I shot ropes.

>Idgaf if the girl is 16 or whatever but there are some stories on there where the girl is like deadass like 6 and I don't fuck with that shit at all.
Again, it's fiction. Different strokes, I guess, but I don't see the problem at all. I assume you're not the kind to like loli either.

I know that exact feeling. It's an unmatched orgasm.

That's probably my prime interest as far as erotica goes.
If I can't enjoy it visually, I sure as hell will enjoy it in the written word.

My thoughts exactly.

>another
What, is this a regular Veeky Forums thing now? Because if so, I welcome it.

It's likely going to be one the only productive and civil threads of which this board is capable.

>ASSTR
Heyy lamao, my dude. I'm also a fan of The Overflowing Bra and Brawna (RIP), but the story boards on The Changing Mirror and Futanari Palace are also decent. Any story with the "Master PC" tag tends to be worth reading.

Not that the writing is any good. It's terrible. Like, fuck, it's so bad. But the penis loves it.

This and unironically. The bar is so low. So, so low. It's impossible to fail, the worst stories will get at least one fan.

>be kid visiting grandparents
>using their shit computer
>family near enough to see porn, but not enough to see fapping
>pull up St.Fan Lemon Archive
Adrenaline is the MSG of orgasms.

Will reading erotica make me a better lover?

>What, is this a regular Veeky Forums thing now? Because if so, I welcome it.
OP here, I bear the responsibility. Honestly this is a thinly-veiled attempt to make my erotica relevant and to motivate myself to keep at my current project.
I wrote 1,000 words today, so it's helping.

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Not the best, but definitely one of my top 50.

Post a link?

No. If anything, it will make regular sex look like church.

Don't let that deter you.

>Post a link?
I've never uploaded any of it before. Half of it sits in old school notebooks (because I wrote many while in school, when teachers thought I was taking notes) while the rest sit on my computer in one gigantic word file.

I never uploaded them in part because most of them are very personal and they're all tailored towards my own interests.

I've considered it before, though.

A closed door bursts open and two men enter, already in each others arms, faces pressed together they begin undressing one another.

Reaching the edge of the bed, one man sits on the edge, pants and belt around his ankles the other is already on his knees, fumbling for the waistband of his boxers.

It was musty and warm near his face, he could see a faint outline of something waiting to be set free inches from the tip of dripping tongue. They slid down and brought it with it, revealing itself slowly as the boxers slide down the shaft, his cock pops out, bobbing up and down in excitement.

It slides along the other man's tongue, sheathed inside his mouth. Wet, garbled sucking fills the room. The seated man moans as he feels a the swirling of the tongue around his head and soft lips sliding up and down the shaft slightly.

"I'm gonn-"

With a one last savoury pop the noises subsided and a hand clenched his balls.

"You're not cumming again tonight, if you last this long how can expect to put it inside me?"

>Reaching the edge of the bed, one man sits on the edge

fugged up

*from the tip of his

Mb I should've reread it beforehand

Well, if you ever feel like putting them up, there are worse places to do it.

That mistake ruined the whole piece. Which is a shame, because I was actually enjoying it. Oh well.

I can never bring myself to write erotica because I feel kinda ashamed after it's all done with. Idk it's just cringey to me, but I do enjoy it whenever I can just say fuck it and go for it.

Applying the sexual techniques I learn from reading erotica will surely make me a better lover.

everyone who posts there should be gassed desu

>wrote an erotica magnum opus
>friends end up reading it
>tfw completely self-conscious because your inexperience may show through

>Friends end up reading it
How the fuck did you let this happen?

What happened when they read it? What did they say?

My friends were actually in the room when I received my first offer to ghostwrite an erotica story. We spent a while coming up with corny sleazy pen names.

Later on I published my own erotica on Amazon, and since everyone already knew I wrote the shit for a dime, they were mildly interested in it.

One of the friends actually had an active interest in one of my stories because it was amusing.

>tfw completely self-conscious because your inexperience may show through
It's called hyperbole, and I use it to great effect.

"OH MY GOD IT'S PUNCHING THROUGH MY CERVIX UNHHH" isn't a demonstration of inexperience. It's a demonstration of a very, very big dick. Very.

>Do you read it?
yes
>What type of erotica do you read?
vanilla, incest, teen
>What turns you on?
same as above
>Where are the best places to read and share it?
I don't know
I usually go to this shitty shitty, shitty site called sex stories online, just because it's a known quantity I found some years ago that had harder stuff than Literotica (i.e. incest)
I do kind of like weird stories too, and there are precious few that are really really weird, I don't even really like to masturbate to them, they're just interesting

He was late again today, he had to callel ahead to let his wife he'd be late for own birthday dinner. His hand, cold against the door knob, pushes it forward.

His wife is naked on, present in full view. Her ass in the air, and face on the ground, she is busy keeping herself wet with one finger pressed against her clit, like she promised herself she would, and barely notices him walk in over her shoulder.

Jaw dropped and drooling, meat about to pop the button of his slacks, he released it and drops drop behind her, shutting the door behind him. She is warm enough to be felt from a small distance away, He presses the fat tip of his head against her sopping wet lips, and slides it up and down from opening to hood.

Pushing it against her hole slightly, it's tight skin caresses him, welcoming him home, he leans forward slightly, and slips in, falling forward into her, squeezing hot pussy juice out of her that runs down his sack. She slides along the ground slightly with each thrust, and he pulls her back by her hips.

Cheek pressed against the carpet, she moaned a stammered "uhh" with every stroke, reveling in the quenching of the heat the had left her empty insides abandoned, even by a wandering finger, until now.

The rhythmic clapping off skin on skin was not enough to calm the raw animal instinct that told him to force it further inside her, and give every inch of dick a taste of her. He puts his weight on top of her, flat on her stomach he begins to pound her into the floor.

"Yes! Yes! Yes!", the squeals of joy and thumping got louder as she begs him not to stop. "Oh my God, oh my God! I'm and about to-" Eyes rolling back into her head her stomach, her vagina, every muscle tighten and released in pleasure as his hot, thick cum filled her to the brim. Slipping down the sides of her labia. Seated in her own juices and she locks him clean, kissing him on the cheek and whispering in his ear: "Happy birthday sweetheart, the nights still young."

I should really proofread these, sorry guys

>teen
Well I have the erotica for you!

How do Amazon erotica books even sell?

asstr has ridiculous amounts of smut for free, although it's all plaintext.

Can anyone let me know if this is any good? I'm really hoping to do this for a living.

>Do you read it?
Always have, always will. There's something more powerful and erotic when you can imagine things in your own mind.

>What type of erotica do you read?
Things one can't or shouldn't try looking for in real life - things that work only in fiction. Ped/loli/shota, incest, rape, light gore, teen. Generally I don't like all of those together, only a select few at a time.

I also like erotic fanfics for vidya and anime series I enjoy.

>What turns you on?
I know many people don't like it, but I love hentai-esque talk. Prose or dialog that's either really unrealistic, or really descriptive for no reason, or something similar. Things like "I can feel your dick hitting the back of my teen pussy!" kind of shit.

>Where are the best places to read and share it?
ASSTR, the Kristen archive, adult fanfiction.

you mean mongoloids with mongolism?

Nothing takes me out of it more than that shit

Well I'm not a purchaser of Amazon erotica quite yet, but being able to one-click read some smut on my Kindle vs. getting it on asstr and copy-pasting then saving, then sideloading on my Kindle sure decides things pretty easily.

It seems to for most people, but I unironically love it more than I can express. Nothing gets me harder than something like
>Fill my pussy with your milk, dad!
or something.

What the actual fuck is y'all's problem.
If you watch 3dpd porn you really do deserve Hell, not going to lie.
The only good erotica I know of are The Songs of Bilitis and The Story of the Eye, and the latter's more æsthetic than strictly erotic.
also some fanfics

It would be good if you didn't repeat words so often, it's painful.

you should post them somewhere, it would be a shame to let that effort go to waste

Because your average Amazon erotica is 5,000ish words in length and usually part of a series.

For $2 a copy, less than the cost of a coffee, you can find out what happens to Werewolf LongDick and his harem of lawyer vampire shotas, and get off a couple times.

Consider how much it costs to commission an artist for even a sketch of a big booty Overwatch character, let alone a proper doujin.

There are always going to be freeriders, but when you have a platform that enables and encourages easy payments and a glut of curated content, it's not hard to imagine people dropping $2 a week on something like that.

There are guides out there on how to make money writing erotica for Amazon. It's not great money (though it can be pretty good), and IMO the real magic in the craft comes from spontaneity and 'no-limits'. For example, Amazon has (had?) a No Incest policy, which meant that incest stories had to be "they were adopted and very close, like siblings, *but not actually*". Of course, pedophilia is right out, so all those stories about getting dominated by your little sister's monster cock are unpublishable on that platform. C'est the vie.

I know what you mean, especially female dialog
a horny woman is the hottest fucking thing on this planet

is that Utena? that's gotta have some weird fics

I will, user, I will. Just gotta edit the one first.

>you can find out what happens to Werewolf LongDick and his harem of lawyer vampire shotas
"hey old man, come back and get these documents, or else I'm gonna suck your blood and then your dick"

That simple sentence clearly establishes conflict and character motivations while managing to grab the reader's interest.

So long as we're on the topic of sex story sites, can anyone explain what the fuck happened to ASSTR's search function? It seems entirely broken.

The Classmate, Vanessa Duries
Never the Face, Ariel Sands
Slave to Love, José M. Alvarez
Submission, Marthe Blau
Mr, Emma Becker

Just a few.

This is a good cover, but how many people are going to use a made up word as a search term?

Why not just "Cavegirl Park"? I only know what "junioress" means because I remember you mentioning your stuff in a previous thread.

the best erotic writing i've come across so far.

Gender swap shit is what I read as well. Not much OC vid porn of it, just subtitles over regular porn.Got hooked on X-Change gifs, had to move on to stories.