HELP Veeky Forums I GOT SCARRED BY MY CAT WHAT DO
IT ISN'T RED AND I DID NOT BLEED, BUT IT SEEMS A LITTLE SWOLLEN HEEEELP
HELP Veeky Forums I GOT SCARRED BY MY CAT WHAT DO
Aiden Cook
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Josiah Flores
Taken an Aspirin and chill the F out
Jordan Rodriguez
you're dead, kid
Brody Walker
I'm here to help OP, medfag here.
Looks like you're in the late stages of disease causation. You have been afflicted by what is methodological termed and known in the science community as a felid mutagen.
According to the to the epistemological society, to stop the spread of this mutagen; amputation of the limb from the forearm above is the only way. If not you will be a furry.
Carson Miller
>amputation of the limb from the forearm above
Don't listen to this guy. Just cauterize it and clean the wound 4 times a day with bleach. Do you have a sodering iron?
Dominic Cooper
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Gabriel Young
Go to and count how many replies it takes for someone to meme about toxoplasmosis.
Ryder Murphy
Jeremiah Edwards
Normal inflammatory response :
-redness
-swelling
-heat
-pain
Austin Sanders
It is red and barely visible now. Hopefully it is gone soon
Levi Stewart
Holy shit!
This guy/girl needs a blowjob STAT!
DISPATCH THE SLUT BUS!
Ryder Roberts
Sit down, relax, and wait until toxoplasma gondii eat your brain.
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Alexander Brown
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RIP IN PEACE
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William Ross
Cat aids.
Proceed to cut limb.
Ryder Baker
You are painfully unfunny.
Brandon Gutierrez
I love this guy.. Talk me like that.
Nathaniel Richardson
ain't you more worried about what looks like tiny wrists, aka inescapable deficient arm genetics?
Colton King
I think you meant to say 'right on the money', but that's okay Anonymous.
I get that English can be hard for new speakers like yourself.
Asher Sanchez
Nigger literally just wash it with soap and chill.
David Clark
Be careful, you may have contracted toxoplasmosis.
Hudson Myers
at risk of contracting Cat Scratch Fever
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Nathaniel Kelly
BASED KOT
Evan Wilson
This is pretty normal for cat attacks.
It's due to the germs they have on their claws, your body is just fighting it off.
Should clear up fairly quickly.
Jason Johnson
You have the symptoms of being a pussy, to cure it you need to man up
Brody Wilson
ask your mother for a kiss on your boo boo
David Thomas
Not him, but that was just reaching. Please kill yourself.
Jaxson Diaz
R.I.P. in piece.
William Morris
Translating for idiots is hard, who knew?
Nathaniel Rogers
I'm so fucking glad this link was to what I thought it was
Alexander Cruz
cat scratch fever
Jonathan Gutierrez
POO IN HOUSE
Eli Nguyen
okay.
you need some dry ice and salt.
put some salt on the arm. grab the dry ice with a towel. and press on the salty part.
hurts a little. but trust me: your issues with the cat are gone by then.
TL;DR:
do sth even more stupid
it is of no issue anyways.
Landon Jenkins
You've got cat scratch fever.
David Lopez
Nice brain you got their user, mind if I colonize it?
Leo Thomas
eat as many sleeping pills as your stomach can handle and take a bath
Adrian Flores
FUCK CATS
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Luis Smith
It's the first stage of a terminal cat disease. Best kill yourself now before you lose the ability to.
Thomas Baker
CAT SCRATCH FEVER WOOOOOOOWEEEEE