What's the state of Augmentations?

How long until I get stop being a dicklet? I want a 9" dick. My 5" one is pathetic...

I mean, penis extension surgeries exist, but they're really only available in Asia and there are complications.

Keep jerkin it with a deathgrip until it's wide as fuck

Just pull very hard. And I mean very.

Yeah, risk everything to gain half an inch. Wee...

Been doing that for 6 years or so user. Still as small as ever. I think I'm just gonna take the Wizard path...

Rip it off and become a trap? Hmm... Nah, I'll take the Perma-Virgin path...

There’s girls out there that don’t care about peepee, user. Just like there’s guys who like chestlets. Get working on your self esteem.

But I like big tits. Not titcows, but you know, above the Bs. What accomplished and beautiful woman would settle for a worthless scum like me? Even if I was smart, rich and handsome (none of which I am), my dick would still be minisculine.

But then I might rip the skin.

5 inches is basically average. hardly anybody has an actual 9 inch dick and the ones who do have an annoying burden because it's not going to fit in hardly any woman unless she has the giantest pussy ever. I'm a selfish lover and I'd rather have a small dick that she can easily fit in her mouth. who cares if she would prefer a bigger one.

I have a 6.5 inch pencil dick and I've never had a woman say anything. I've slept with 4 women.

I will say that one of them commented on how long it was, but didn't say big, which made me feel bad, because I know the girth is tiny.

Shaving makes it look bigger if you want to try that

I tried shaving. Didn't make much of a difference. I used to think I was 6"x5" but now I think it's closer to 5"x4"... I can't even measure it, is the problem. It has an upwards curve of about 60-70 degrees, so a ruler doesn't work. I tried by measuring my hands, then wrapping them around it, but it's obviously a faulty measure since it comes around to 7". As for girth, I don't have a tape, so I just used an iphone earbuds cord and a pen.

Dunno what to say at this point. I cannot find what the actual length is, and it looks small and skinny as hell in mirrors. Well, I don't have a mirror so I just have to use perspective tricks with my bathroom one, which might have something to do with it.

Either way, I lost the genetic lottery, no way around it. My only chance is some Deus Ex augmentation...

Not him but that's a false equivalence user. Both are sexual organs but in terms priority dick size ranks above breast due to the fact the former is more about utility while later is about ornateness.

Also breast size are easy to observe and advertised thus people can immediately screen out individuals they like or dislike without getting too personal or putting much investment. Dick size is different effectively making the situation both too personal and a dice roll because outside first date sex or prostitution a lot of investment has to take place first. Sometimes women may even cheat instead of trying to start from scratch by ending a relationship if the guy in question has everything but an appropriate dick size for them.

Not saying all women are size queens or whores but there's a lot of women out there who don't even know what they want themselves. Op shouldn't be scared off from women by this but he should be made aware of it.

If you have a small dick, I recommend you specifically search for a petite woman, or you will not be able to feel anything during sex. I have a small girth and the first woman I had sex with was 5'11, and I couldn't feel anything. Larger women have bigger vaginas, and if they've dated a man with a huge dick, forget about it--their vaginas accommodate their sexual partners.

But I'm 6'1" user. I don't want a 5'2" gremlin... I'd rather die a virgin, no joking.

Maybe your penis looks smaller because you're tall.

Could be. I can't measure it properly because like I said it's curved upwards. I doubt it's more than 6" at best though. I also don't have a mirror, so I use one of those make-up, small ones. It just makes it seem even more pathetic...

>be 6'3"
>muscular and Veeky Forums
>4" penis

i look really comical naked.

5"let here.

Slept with 50+ women. None have said its small. Several have said its actually a really good size. One said she was so happy I had a big dick because shes been with a lot of guys 3" and 4".

Personally, I would love an extra inch or two. But thats impossible, so I try not to think about it.

Yeah thats not true. Just because I'm tall doesnt mean I have a big dick. Likewise, for girls.

Have you losers ever heard of jelqing?

Don't you run the risk of damaging your dick? And don't you ahve to do it every day, forever, and gain maybe an inch after 2 years?

>Don't you run the risk of damaging your dick?
Just like any physical activity, if you're an idiot and follow the procedures incorrectly and poorly, you will injure yourself.
It applies to any physical activity, like jelqing, sports, exercising gyms etc.

>And don't you ahve to do it every day, forever, and gain maybe an inch after 2 years?
No. You take rest days. Sometimes even a week or more. And once you have your gains, you follow a different procedure where you cement those gains.

It's pretty much like gym, user.

Well goshdarn it user, do you have any personal experience with it? Do you have a link of the "exercises" you followed?

Your dick is going to be small forever unless you get some kind of surgery user.
I'm sorry. Jelqing isn't going to help your dick anymore than chinese herbs will

>Do you have a link of the "exercises" you followed?
Start with thunders or pegym (website names) and read the stickies there. There's a lot of information there especially for beginners about setting a proper routine and avoiding injuries.

I've gained some girth, my erections are harder and I've also gained more vascularity (better blood flow).

Incorrect. If you refuse to try it, that's fine. However don't just just dismiss it completely without even looking at the information and testimonies.

jelqing is a meme you deluded moron

What did I just say?

Incorrect. If you refuse to try it, that's fine. However don't just just dismiss it completely without even looking at the information and testimonies.

It's not the same, dipshit. The vagina is related to the skeletal structure of a woman.

>information and testimonies.
How about the information that you're gonna rupture a vessel in your dick?
I bet that'll really increase bloodflow
There might be a correlation between dicklets and brainlets kek

Definitely strange then how I've been with tall girls that definitely have small vaginas .

>How about the information that you're gonna rupture a vessel in your dick?
Improper warmup and death grip are advised against for a reason.

>I bet that'll really increase bloodflow
If you do it properly and slowly, yes.

>There might be a correlation between dicklets and brainlets kek
You are the one going around in circles. The information is free. The websites are free. There are testimonials including mine that it works.

Like I said before, it's like any physical activity. If you are stupid and careless, you will injure yourself.

Do you have the same mindset about workouts?

how long you been doing it user? also, i wonder why there aren't many pics available (unless they're in some protected forum on those websites you linked)... i mean, i'm not outright dismissing it, but given the apparent number of people doing it, it's strange the shortage of pictures (unless i'm incorrect).

i see many people saying jelqing is a meme or that it'll just break your dick, but there's no evidence that it can't work from a biological/physical standpoint (i also haven't seen any that it does work, too).

workouts involve muscle fibers that increase in density
your micropenis is not a muscle. Tissue cannot be "worked out"
Any kind of "improvement" to your unfortunate condition is 100% placebo.

There are. Just go to those websites.

I've been doing it for a year and a half but had to stop because of work hours.

Okay user, there's no point arguing any more.
You're a grown up and can make your decisions. You've decided to reject it entirely and that's your imperative.

And if it was a placebo, my measurements would have remained the same, but they're not. The additional veins are definitely real and not placebo.

I understand that they don’t exactly equate to each other, but my message still stands. Men who feel ashamed of themselves because of their dick size tend to have self esteem issues more than anything. It’s like with height, hairline, and weight. Women have problems with their vaginas, but it’s less common for them to talk about it so openly and society tends to coddle them with “every vag is beautiful” type stuff. If they can do that, then where’s the “every dick is beautiful” stuff? I say, be confident with what you have and only change it within reasonable measures.

Be happy with your peepee.

I have a pretty big dick but i'm a 5'6 manlet, most people have shit to worry about so just don't let it get to you, judge yourself on stuff you can work on

Flat is justice

>Be happy with your peepee.
Easy to say if you're 6'3",8"x7" Chad Thundercock.

>Tfw 6'2 7x6 cock
>Tfw failed Chad
I ain't even mad

You got blessed with all that and still complain? I also bet you've got some nice Math degree or something, with a 3.8 GPA. I'm a 1.83 m manlet, 12-15 cm x 13 cm dicklet, who's failing every class this Semester. Just lift and you'll be a Chad. Me, on the other hand, am doomed to be a walking failure.

Hey , at least you aren't me I have a legit micro penis , my first time having sex I couldn't even reach in any position , I'm 3 inches hard , it's pathetic , might as well transition into a female desu

Yeah I can pretty much only reach in missionary, depending on her ass

if your dick is average you will please a woman

I'm sorry if it's true anons. I'm like 3.1" flaccid and feel like a damn disgrace. I see all these actors in the movies (not porn) with their dick dangling there and just... ugh. I can't imagine how it must be to be 3" hard.

Maybe drop by /x/ and just become a Wizard?

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You plebs just glossed over this.

>But thats impossible
That's where you're wrong user. If you're in your early 20s, there's time. If you're a fat fuck, losing your weight will give you some dick gains. Plus, drink more water. At the end of the day, it might work,it might not, but it'll be better for your health.

>None have said its small.
lol

Women say they want big dicks until they see what a big dick is and run away. If your dick was that big, the average women wouldnt be able to fit it in and would either leave you or cheat on you with a smaller man.