Why do we obsess so much about this piece of shit rock

>There's nothing there
There is a lot of mass.
That should count for something, right?

Muh sci-fi stories about star maidens, alien monsters and space cowboys.

>meaning that if you go down far enough, temperatures will be favorable for life

How far down though? Isn't it difficult to reach that depth on Earth? Is it even feasible on Mars?

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Why do those cartoon planets have tits?

They may as well go play in the desert on Earth for all the good playing on Mars will do. Just prevent there's no atmosphere or something.

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>Why do we obsess so much about this piece of shit rock

volatiles such as water and carbon dioxide

a very rare resource in inner solar system, yet crucial for colonization

>colonization
>Mars

JELLO BABIES!
JELLO BABIES!
JELLO BABIES!

>microorganisms on other planets wouldn't be cool as shit
get out of my face you faggot