What books will you give your son to read? (assume for a second you will have one)

What books will you give your son to read? (assume for a second you will have one)

I will make sure he becomes one of the frogmen on the redpill boards

The Hobbit as a child
Musashi as a teen

Then he can read whatever

>get married
>wife already has son
>little shit who plays video games and watches dumb cartoons all day
>buy him some beginner classics to spark an interest in literature
>start with childhood favourites like Jack London, Jules Verne, and Edgar Allen Poe
>to my surprise he actually enjoys them quite a bit
>enjoy buying him more books and seeing his bookshelf grow with more great literature
>and not cheap editions, but Everymans and Library of Americas so they will last his lifetime
>finally feel proud that although he might not share my genes I've at least passed on my love for reading
>wife's new boyfriend starts buying him books
>it's fucking pleb YA shit like Harry Potter and other crap I haven't even heard about but can tell they suck
>wife's son says he enjoys them more than all the "old crap" I buy him
>his bookshelf runs out of room so he has to get rid of some of his books
>of course he wants to get rid of everything I buy him
>I end up taking them and put them in my library so at least I can enjoy reading them
>wife's boyfriend keeps buying him more shit and his shelf runs out of room again
>one day come home from work
>see that wife's boyfriend has bought him a whole fucking box full of Stephen King books
>try to tell him he can't take them because there's no room on his bookshelf
>wife says she "made some room" on my shelf
>go to the other room to look at my shelf
>it's practically fucking empty
>ask where my books are and they say they threw them out
>try to stammer out that it was a lifetime of great literature there and it costs a lot of money
>they tell me not to "be a baby about it," and that "they're just books" before telling me to go into the cuckshed again
>tfw it's fucking boring this time because I have nothing good to read to pass the time

This cannot be true

No woman is that stupid. *you, you made me angry.

You're smart :)

If my son doesn't fully comprehend, and write scholarly pieces on Gravity's rainbow by the time he's seven, I'm selling the fag to asian sex slavers. Going to tell him this too.

Harry Potter.

>Hobbit as a child
>LotR as a teen
>Paradise Lost and Divine Comedy as an adult
>Maybe Stephen King during his edgy Teen years
When I'm old and dying, he will get my Star Wars books once I've learned he shares my passion, hopefully he doesn't