As an American, realistically what are my chances of getting sick by eating raw eggs...

As an American, realistically what are my chances of getting sick by eating raw eggs? I'm generally on the go and can't find time to cook them.

Relatively small but significant chance of getting salmonela. Not worth it.

Furthermore, you only get a half of proteins this way, as they do not fully denaturize.

t. Veeky Forumsizen

>2018
>Not vegan

Very low.
Contrary to the rest of the human population americans are basically immune to that.
It's also scientifically proven they can't even cook an egg, so it all balances out.

>lives in russia
>potatoe does ent grow

apart from wolf wat eat?

Just boil a whole bunch of them and keep them in the fridge. Then you can even take them with you and eat them on the go.

>can't find time to cook them
it takes 30 seconds if that to cook an egg, shut the fuck up you absolute retard

>being vegan
>cancer
I have met a single vegan in my life who wasnt a fucking faggot about it

>1 avocado = 10g of protein
Bull fucking shit

A very big avocado maybe