ZACHARY GERMAN NEW NOVEL

Why the f**k isn't there a thread about this already?

Zachary German, voice of our generation, has announced that his second novel, "A Lot of Things", is due to be published by Melville House in Fall 2017.


Biography:

>1988
-Born in Somers Point, New Jersey

>2008
-Published in Dennis Johnson's anthology "Userlands: New Fiction Writers from the Blogging Underground."

>2010
-Moves to Williamsburg, New York
-Publishes debut novel "Eat When You Feel Sad" aged just 21
-Launches popular radio show "Shitty Youth"

>2012
-Stars in documentary about his life and literary career also titled "Shitty Youth"
-Featured in lengthy Vice article titled "Who Is Zachary German?"

>2017
-Publishes short story "Thank You, Andrew" in New York Tyrant
-Announces publication of second novel "Lots of Things", praised as: "like it or not, [German] is now the most articulate voice of the Millennial generation" (Ben Lerner, NYRB, May 3 2017)

The only thing I'm interesting in is what is his real name? Zachary German? More like Zachary Shekelstein

oh this is just a sad viral marketing attempt by melville house, in that case i don't care at all about this fag, saged, hidden

I love when faggots like this turn 30

I want to wait five years until he has an ugly kid with a mediocre over-the-hill girl and then spy on him for a month and compare all his boring basic bitch dad behavior to his EPIC MEME PERSONALITY from his twenties

>Profession: "Erstwhile VICE Opinion Piece Writer"
>Fame Level: "Zilch"

Wow you seem jealous. You ok there little guy?

Standing on the dock in the afternoon rain, my dad says he’d rather I have a bad time fishing with my old man than a good time playing computer games.
He doesn’t say things like “Your old man” much, but sometimes he does. Or he’ll call me sport, or champ, mostly when I do something dumb. One time I light a whole book of matches on fire and throw it on the floor and stomp on it.


>light


jesus christ what a hack

Ummm...it's actually first-person present :)

Glad I could help!

>One time

so implied past for that sentence

I think its meant to be "quaint"

Wow, you must be new to literature!

And here was me thinking this was a literature forum :)