What fonts make your dick hard when you open a book?

What fonts make your dick hard when you open a book?

I like a nice Garamond.

Bryce's is unironically the best

Caslon.

comic sans

I find helvetica little better than comic sans. Gotta agree with you that Garamond is the perfect,

Palatino Linotype is the best font for books and it isn't close

>telex
Uh so why are they all for the same position, do they print them up before they know who's getting it? I never saw the movie

Companies can have many people with the Vice President title my dude

>Firstname LASTNAME
>every single one
how am i supposed to choose when they're all the same

They're literally all Vice President of Mergers and Acquisitions though, and they all have the same telephone, fax, and telex numbers

That's partly the point of the movie.

That's the joke in the movie

objective card ranking:
bryce > van patten > bateman > allen

eggshell white > opaque

>Patrick and Paul both misspell acquisitions as 'aquismons'
what the fuck is going on

Van Patten> Bateman> Allen> Bryce
Material is not as important as font

But user, material is fundamental to ideal. Of course it's more important.

you would rank paul allen's tacky card over bryce's? the typesetting on bateman's is clearly poor: notice the improper kerning of the ampersand at the top right. the alternation in baselines for the numerical characters is also somewhat awkward; an old-style serif font is ill-suited for those purposes.

Would've been funny if Patrick's card actually said Murders and Executions

Mason & Dixon's font is really nice

Times New Roman

For me, it's Georgia.

are you retard?

Lol xd

Correct