Any computer scientists want to explain what's this is saying? I literally have no idea

Don't know what exactly you are looking for and if the following is helpful.

The paper is about building a decentralized oracle network to solve problems concerning communication of smart contracts with the outside world (outside the blockchain). This draws some security issues (authenticity, integrity, confidentiality). This one is a formalisation of the requirements for authenticity.

Read the definition on the previous page (p.24) it is written there whtat it means. Basically: The oracle is authentic, if the probability that an adversary can convince a verifier for a wrong message is negligible.

Some of the non-selfexplaining symbols:

[math] pk_i [/math] : public keys
[math] \sigma_{att}[/math] : Actual signature (don't know what 'att' means, from context probably attached)
[math] \mathcal{A}^{\mathcal{F}_{}sgx}(1^{\lambda}) [/math] : Poly-time adversary with access to the trusted hardware functionality SGX
[math] \Sigma [/math]: Is a signature-scheme with [math] \textbf{Sign}[/math] and [math] \textbf{Verify}[/math] functions
[math] \text{prog}_\text{encl}.\text{Resume(id,params)} [/math]: is a [math] \textbf{url}[/math] in their model.

>Is it bullshit nonsense or actually something profound?
It's not bullshit. Tbh, I've not read the whole paper yet, just the first three sections (but plan to, smart contracts are a very interesting topic and what I've read so far was also interesting). But I got the impression (of course I might be wrong on that) that they just wrote this down to have a "cool" math formula in their paper. So I would say not needed but also not bullshit nonsense.

the other 2 are russian

ew, what an ugly scramble of fonts
tex was a mistake, high quality typesetting does not belong to the hands of everyone

good christ this, if this is what passes as acceptable notation in cryptography, it explains why the field is so unapproachable

>there are like 30 people in the world who understand this shit and 28 of them work at the nsa.
Youre beyond retarded

Good Christ says says encryption on a computer is silly because the quantum computer users in the future can use their temporal modems to decrypt data in the past and then also upload the data in decrypted form to other classical computers in the past
>encryption
>write it on a piece of paper instead of your computer

Actually they are meeting on standards early this year to come up with encryption quantum computers will struggle with. Doesn't matter they still don't exist

It does matter because they already exist in the future and the reality of the universe is based not spacetime, not just space.

If you don't want hackers to steal it, write it on parchment and use the Pony Express

No. Have a cyphered smoke signal essay.

>still being a rationalist in 2018