Aristotelian logic 2.0

Come up with intuitive-sounding explanations that are ultimately wrong.

I'll start.

>blood clots when it gets outside the body because it's cold

>the rate at which an object falls is proportional to its mass

p = np

1 =/= 0.999... because one is not the same digit as nine and there are nines in the right number while there is a one in the left number.

Fire is the visual manifestation of a lot of energy, because it's very hot and immaterial.

Traps are gay.

np = p
n = p/p
n = 1

>p/p
p=0

>dividing zero by zero and saying it's one

Distribution of matter in the universe is heterogenous because some matter has negative mass, thereby causing gravitational push on positively-massed matter. That negatively-massed matter is invisible and intengible, hence it being obscure to our observations.

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>Traps are gay.
You're alright, user.