Aristotelian logic 2.0

Come up with intuitive-sounding explanations that are ultimately wrong.

I'll start.


>blood clots when it gets outside the body because it's cold

>the rate at which an object falls is proportional to its mass

p = np

1 =/= 0.999... because one is not the same digit as nine and there are nines in the right number while there is a one in the left number.

Fire is the visual manifestation of a lot of energy, because it's very hot and immaterial.

Traps are gay.

np = p
n = p/p
n = 1

>p/p
p=0

>dividing zero by zero and saying it's one

Distribution of matter in the universe is heterogenous because some matter has negative mass, thereby causing gravitational push on positively-massed matter. That negatively-massed matter is invisible and intengible, hence it being obscure to our observations.

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>Traps are gay.
You're alright, user.

>blood clots when it gets outside the body because it's cold
whait is that wrong? REEEEEEEEE

>n = 1
??????????????

Fevers are actually a biproduct of your body fighting off sickness by increasing bloodflow and circulation of white blood cells, the increased flow unfortunately results in a rise of temperature

Continuous bijections are homeomorphic.

>electrons orbit around the nucleus

all mater is composed of a combination of the four elements

Our satellites and the Moon are able to orbit the Earth because the centrifugal and centripetal forces are in equilibrium.

Disingenuous shitlord who got memed on for being a dumb mathlet from the other repeating decimal thread.
0.999 is not 1 cause repeating decimals can refer to an infinite range of unequivalent values.

A function is surjective iff it has right inverse. Requires a goddamn axiom of choice

The sky is blue because the air is blue. We can see clearly over short distances because the air is thin, but over long distances we're looking through a lot of air which is why distant mountains are obscured with blue color.

oh im laffin

>lemons are ripe limes
>greenhouse gasses exist and we make them therefore global warming

I sense many replies will come to you.

You can't see the moon because light travels too fast for us to see.

>insert the fucking probability thread(s) happening right now

>technological progress is always good

the sky is blue because the air bends light like a prism

There is never a hundred percent yield because every atom is living and responds uniquely to stimulus.

t. Black Mirror

The earth is flat

Ducks float. Wood floats. Ducks are made of wood.

There is no such thing as 'atoms', matter is simply a continuous flow with no subdivisions util we make them by cutting it up - a process which can go on to infinity

Wood is made of ducks.