How does someone describe eyes like this? please help

how does someone describe eyes like this? please help.

Puffy

"he had pussy eyes xD"

squinty from a tired grin

grinning puff pastry eyes

bill clinton spies a new intern eyes

he barely escaped being a mongoloid

>grinning puff pastry eyes
Nice, I'm going to steal this

depends on who has them

Pastry eyes?

clam-like

'If the eyes were windows to the soul, user's were boarded up'

Bump
What are pastry eyes?

happy, puffy/sleepy

why would you steal that? its horrible wtf?
>puffy eyes
>"oh but i wanna be clever about it. lets throw in a pointless modifier."
>puff pastry
>"also by 'clever' I meant demonstrate a basic grasp on the concept of word association."

Hazy

Hard to see

Niggerish

A Trumpean baggyness to the folds, reminiscent of a black mare's sex in heat.

better?

A typical semitic smize, with it's Levantine laziness offset by a glimmer of greed.

yeah, he is jordanian haha

Beady Jew eyes

droopy

Soft glow of life struggling through fatigue

Faggot nerd virgin eyes
fuck you

underexposed, poorly lit, grainy, and not color-corrected

they were the eyes of a crafty sinner, waiting for a moment of calm in their prey, akin to a cat waggling its ass, waiting to pounce.