Straight from the source

>straight from the source

Dumb frogposter

>procured in a roundabout way from various intermediate middlemen and presented to you in an ambiguously deceptive fashion

>obtained through mysterious and questionably legal means and then gifted to you as a late birthday gift

>fresh

>farm to table

>secret family recipe

>homemade

i would welcome this

>of unknown origin

They had a festival for this in Sacramento CA the other day

>served hot

>family owned and operated

>a love letter to [country] cuisine

>100% juice
>no artificial sweeteners
>fair trade
>no slave labor

>perfect for birthdays

>Non GMO
>Certified gluten free

>a bowl of goodness

>Baked fresh in store daily

It arrives in the store as a frozen ball of par baked dough

>chocolate chunks

bro its
>freshly frozen

>cue b-roll of farm pastures/random nature shots and rustic sounding music

>mountain spring water

>100% beef

>mystery meat

sorry my bad

>Cinnamon Rolls "From scratch"
>Not assembling the cinnamon rolls from the various raw elements of which they are composed at an atomic level

>Rustic
>Artisan

>fried to perfection

>healthy

>handcrafted
>made with care

>"from our kitchen to yours!"

>frogposters

Olive oil
>Blend

>100% organic
>locally sourced

>implying you don't want the owners to make the shit

having a personal stake in something usually improves quality

>GARDEN salsa

If anything it means they don't have to try as hard because there's no risk of getting fired.

>x&y aioli

>Gay from the source

tea. earl grey. hot.

>umami

>gay from the source

He looks so divided

>a tour de force

That's not how owning a business works

>our philosophy is

*boop*

Are you sure you're not on the wrong thread/board? That's used from books and movies and stuff. Not food

> natural and artificial flavorings