If you had $100 Billion what would you invest in? keep it Veeky Forums

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>If you had $100 Billion what would you invest in
10 billion to develop a virus and bacteria that only effect sickle cells.
10 to create a 1 mile wide canal between america and mexico using nuclear excavation.
10 into sea steading and resource extraction, with an emphasize on sustainability.
10 into colonizing mars competently.
10 into colonizing the trojans
10 into standardized CNC consumer manufacturing
10 into lava steading
10 into matrix precursor technology (computer-brain interfaces, mental image decoding, etc)
10 to buy all of the land in a county and create a privatized county.
1 into extended range electric and the suppression of pure electric memes
1 into consumer CNC food production
1 into emu breeding and genetic engineering in austrailia
1 into waldos
1 into genetic engineering food animals for taste, fat content, and muscle group size.
1 into uplifting gorillas for gladiator battles
1 into japanese pornography
1 into HARP guns
1 into the use of nuclear excavation to split oceanic plates to create a new continent
0.8 into permanently sustained non-nuclear heavier than air electric flight. (make sky castles real)
0.1 into genetic engineering trees for lumber properties
0.1 into genetic engineering berries for color and flavor

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Why yeast based? Bacteria often prove better for that kind of thing, which is why we use E.Coli for insulin production.

myself

$50 billion on researching practical molecular manufacturing.
$5 billion on a foundation that funds high risk, high reward scientific research that no one else will fund
~$3 billion fuck it, build a giant space telescope and name it after myself
I'll decide on the what to spend the rest on based on the results of the previous.

unironically give it all to pic related.

although I'd probably only give him ~$10 billion if I could spend some money in the humanities and not just Veeky Forums.

hahahaha oh wow. Aubrey de gray only does theoretical biology. You'd be better off just funding basic biology research.

Lunar base, government agencies can pay for accommodation of their scientists and experiments, and tourists can visit it for loads emone, build a huge city on the moon, get funding for terraforming.

10b for various ngos in each of the v4 countres (scholarships in hard scineces and selected humanities)
10b in a fundation that oversees these, and mabages longterm investments for the longterm operation of the ngos
20b to set up private schools and unis in my home country
10b to set up a non shitty version on monsato
9b in space
5b in sustainable energy
5b in sustainable farming
1b for a comfy life

Batteries development.

t. poorfag

AI lab, with me as the head researcher.

One very expensive sculpture of myself.

>poorfag
Why the homophobia?

Development of waifu AIs, artificial wombs and sex bots.

Funnyjunk is that you?

I would go full evil warlord scientist. Rick Sanchez citidal would pale in comparison to the architecture of my dystopia. One million would go into a massive sculpture of Eris Discordia smack dab in the middle of her technological empires temple. I would work my ass off in spacetravel and eventually use either several dyson spheres or a fuckton of dark matter/nuclear fuel to power an experimental multiverse portal device the size of a planet. Then either summon The God of The Omniverse to ask of him Ultimate Power to bring about The End Times and finally finish this existance with a bang or travel to different worlds with my space armada. Like Thoth did after he finished teaching the egyptians math but on a MUCH bigger scale.

I like you user

Why do we number user?

>Create a math university in the middle of NYC
>hire only top professors by giving them top salaries only I can afford
>Every student is handpicked, after rigorous testing and interviews, only gifted
>Accomodation and tuition is free
>Small classes that fast track every student to PhD status
>become number 1 math hub in the world
literally my wet dream

So we can start counting down the time.

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Give it all to George Soros

100b on the biggest nuke possible, bury it under Yellowstone and set it off.

10 billion to blow up the moon
90 billion to blow up mars

suck it spacefags

>spacefags
Why the homophobia?

Land and research involving ecology. I would also start some movements. I would be an agriculturist aswell

it already works dumbo

All of it for solving p=np

Robot girlfriends

simple
p =/= np
I'll take that $100 billion now

a cure for autism :(

At first I would say sex dolls but now I am heavily considering space mining. Find an asteroid and redirect it to earth. Maybe set up a space elevator or something.

the fact that no one in this thread has said build a dark tower yet brings shame on this board

To be fair the temple would be surrounded by many towers in certain places... However chaos is not all darkness...

>Who gives better head, man, woman or trap?
Obviously the ones with a penis are going to know what feels better to a penis. Why even waste money on women?

Objectively best way to spend $100 Billion.

Development of a non-lethal disease which is airborne for blacks and an STD for all others. Side effects include turning your skin black and making your fingers swell up.

/pol/tards don't have a monopoly on racism. They have a monopoly on being annoying about it.

Automating human jobs, until research can be focused solely on full-dive vr, so people can live with their waifus and create their own worlds to live in. Basically become God.

Create an ideal society

>10b for various ngos in each of the v4 countres

as if dealing with one Soros was not enough already..

I would build a computer and let it count something that is actually usable.

REEEEEEEEEEE.
THEN WHAT IS P EQUAL TO USING NP UNITS REEEEEEE

Fund a space mission made to redirect a balls huge asteroid to earth.

If I had a million dollars, I'd buy an exotic pet
Like a llama or an emu

youtu.be/B4L3ls_6UYg

This is the most poorfag thing I've read today.

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buy some land and try communism for real this time

> 10 billion to develop virus that attacks sickle cells
> virus mutates
> Now lethal to all humans
Congratulations. You just created ebola.

> wants bacteria with enterohemorrhagic properties
You want to buy E. Coli O157:H7? Shit, the ATCC sells it for a couple of hundred bucks. Slants or freeze dried.

It's not really meaningful to have 100 billion dollars.
I'd really just burn it. Gobernment doesn't really expect sudden deflation.

start a company and gentrify the shit out of an area for no reason

100 billion disappearing wouldn't cause appreciable deflation.

This is not really science, though. It's engineering.
Before you fucking autista bother me, there is a difference, and no, I'm not saying engineers can't be scientific.

50% goes to hookers and cool guns
50% goes to SpaceX, on the condition that they have to include me on the trip to Mars.

Solution to scarcity.

3dfag

I'm building a luxurious orbital habitat.
Lease rooms to those who can afford it.
a common barracks/hotel that is used to house temporary residents, like space tourists, astronauts, Zero G swinger conventions.
Make it modular so it can grow and change as time goes on.
Dump the rest of the money into asteroid mining.

>Congratulations. You just created ebola.
>implying all viruses mutate at the same rate
Get a load of this guy.
And the solution around this is to have the virus produce something harmful only to sickle cells, not have the virus do the damage directly. If it mutates and stops working, then no harm done.

Have you ever heard of the law of unintended consequences?

My god, I never thought of it like that before. Genius!

You really don't know the cost of things, iyec 100 billion not a trillion

ovens

1bn to building an evil lair - calling myself a religion to evade taxation as taxation is theft.
100m to fund a sex doll company - there's a huge market for them right now
10bn to entirely ignore faggy ethics in biology and research genetic modification properly.
100m to fund mother free births
The rest can go in a piggy-bank to save for whenever I get any more stupid ideas, like a huge Gauss cannon
10m to a big fuck-off Gauss cannon

9 sets of 10 billion
9 sets of 1 billion
1 set of 1 billion
Can you not count? That adds to 100 billion.

Put it all into clean energy and hope it’s enough desu

That is nowhere close to the actual cost of what you listed.

90 billion into nuclear fusion.
9 billion into solid state battery technologies.
0.9 billion into a campaign to become US president.
0.1 billion to be set for life if my plan fails.

all of it on rotating habitats in space and a little bit on the side for moon bases

3% APRon $100B is $3B a year. Makes an interest bearing checking account seem like a good place.

neurology to kill psicopseudoscieces

good idea

how is this .jpg animated?

stop taking mushrooms and you'll find out

>Buy a literal army
>Invade Africa
>Invite everyone with 100+ IQ (Free citizenship if profficient in English, given past citizenships are denounced. )
>Unironically kill off everyone with sub 100 IQ (relative to world average)
>Gradually build up the continent and create a new multicultural, superstate filled with high IQ immigrants.
Stay comfy with my 100 trillion USD in Victoria Falls with my pet lion
Pic related is my waifu i will buy from Rothschild

>not ironically commiting genocide
what a scrub

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They'd never let you build this user. Even Bezos,who literally HAS 100 billion fucking dollars, could never get approval to build this.

You're better off dropping them oney into fusion rocket reaserch. Very promising and much less scary to the pencil-pushers that riding a trail of nukes into space.

Explain enhanced anal functions pls

Why the fuck would i invest any of it? I have one hundred billion dollars, shit my great great great grandkids will still be set for life.

>implying trannies even want to look at their own penis

:^)
I'm raysis tho, I don't want the fikifiks in my country

A Wright brother's airplane won't fly around the world.
Their plane compared to a 380 Airbus.
In practice crispr is still a toy.

Motionistically reflexive/responsive, probably.
I think his (or her or hir or zir or vir or it's or whatever gendercombo and/or gender less pronoun you use or whatever) comment is a play/ploy on a semifabricated Satanistic doctrine meme involving genderquerness production increasing, or they're simply into feminine male NEETs.
You could make men into women, or you could just make women into "better" women. Which kind of brings me to my "One person's heaven is another person's hell" paradox. However, that/this is not always the case.

thats easy just buy bitcoin

>put 20 into a foundation to fund life extention, cancer research and genetic modification
>put 20 starting capital into post-moore computing research and production (terahertz light computing/memristors etc.)
>put 5 for grants so that theoretical physicists and mathfags don't starve to death
>invest 30 in a diversified portfolio with a reasonable ~8% return so I can cover losses or fund new memes in the long run
>put 15 in the Skylon SSTO production and development, which would slash the cost per unit under 1 bln and under 500$/kg to LEO easily and rek the jellobabies mongler
>put 9 into energy and materials research and production (high-temp capacitors/lithium-air batteries/the graphene/carbyne meme etc)
>leave 1 to myself to live as an eternal neet-CEO

all of it? I don't know if you know how these things work