Getting rid of human body

What are some simpler practical ways to completely get rid of a human corpse?

Strong acid is hard to procure in urban environment for an average mortal.

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Not everyone has access to a pig farm.

How to access industrial strength incinerator?

Then use HF, it's not a strong acid

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Wood chipper, then feed to dogs, then dispose of poop at sea a little at a time.

lye

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>letting the dogs around you develop a taste for human flesh

Dogs won't make disappear the bones.

it's actually very simple and arguably risk-free depending on where in the world you live
separate flesh from bones, cut the flesh into pieces, feed it to pigs
crush the bones into a fine powder and slowly spill it over 10 miles while driving on a highway
lye is pretty slow and inefficient, acid doesn't really work for organic matter

Why you wanna know?
Got something special planned for the upcoming blood moon?

teeth

Didn't Bundy throw parties and feed his victims to people or something? lmao

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Have a friend with an industrial electrician kiln. He let me know that if I ever needed to dispose of a body that I'd be able to use his facility. Gotta get those connections OP.

What does this h ave to do with /pol/?
You lefties are paranoid.

Chop into tiny pieces and flush down the toilet.

Just hide it

>you lefties are paranoid.
>assumes everyone who says "go back to /pol/ is a leftist"
think you're the paranoid one friendo

I've been to a sewage treatment plant
unless you run it though meat grinder, people will notice

Take the limit as x approaches zero.

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>Stuff body in 55-gallon drum
>fill drum with concrete
>throw drum in nearest large body of water

>people will notice
So? How are they gonna figure out which toilet it came from?

>acid doesn't really work for organic matter
wut.

Become a semi truck driver and bury parts of the body in abandoned farms across the country. Of course you should make sure the locations are non linear so they can't trace it back to your route.

literally whats the point?
just bury it all in one place, by splitting it to multiple places you're only increasing risks of leaving evidence