College Cringe Thread

>be me
>in my community college physics 2 class
>teacher is a short, very foreign Slavic man
>class about to start, one of the other students asks him a question
>"Hey professor, do you watch Rick and Morty"
>professor puts on a confused and awkward smile: "Ehrm, no.."
>"oh you should, it's a super cool science show."
>awkward chuckles heard through out the class room
>die a little inside

Early the same kid asked about anti matter during a lecture about Electric fields out of no where, the lack of self awareness some of these people have confuses me to no end.

>be in collage physics
>suprised that it's full of autistic people
geee user

>collage

If I was the teacher I would of punched him in the fucking head!

WOAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT cool dooD1

My friend told me how Elon Musk was mentioned in his engineering lecture and people genuinely started clapping.

>would of
kys

Holy shit the exact same thing happened in my Linear Algebra lecture. Our poor German lecturer just looked at them and said "ah yes that sounds very cool", then started the lecture.

>be me
>major in something that isnt stem
>i dont even like it

>be me
>realize I should have majored in biology
>graduate
>cry

Also
In math class
>spergy kid makes jokey comment poking fun at someone
>it's not funny but gets pitty chuckle
>minutes later repeated it word for word
>nobody laughs
>minutes later repeats it again word for word
>we all kind of make eyecontact with each other over his shoulder
>next day
>makes the same joke again before professor walks on
>everyone is just stoney faced


Why do these people exist ?

Haha wtf

I bet that kid thinks he was an intellectual

The physics of collages have always intrigued me. What's the best book on this Veeky Forums

This guy is outta control!

We have a supervisor who does this shit, tells the same stories over and over.
>Haha yeah man you told me about that...
>Well anyway *continues story*
And he's a low performer, hasn't been fired yet out of pity I think.

>be me in proofs
>proving theorems taken for granted
>reviewing triangle theorem proof, which was left as exercise
>hey user, come on up and show us your proof
>submission.exe
>I can't do it
>class left me to die
>professor proves it using proposition based absolute value which was covered immediately before
>ironically tells me I can't call myself a math major
currently on suicide watch

I can see this being me

what did he say?

Community college students who wear their “major” on their shirt.

Name one time

>talking about yourself in third person
Get help.

>Being this new

Okay, bud.

have you ever browsed this website before?

brainlets

With the amount of Redditors shitting up the board, I'd say these responses are appropriate, even if it is a troll

>>be me
>>in my community college physics 2 class
Please stop, the cringe is too strong. I cannot read any more.

>Finance class
>professor doesn't understand why the equation isn't giving him the right answer
>the question wants the payment value
>the equation is for present value

I laughed internally.

Maybe that was the real joke?

>professor occasionally hands out small pop-quizzes in class
>typically only require one or two word answers just so you're aware of the things described in the course
>doesn't give each question it's own line so some spaces are for just 1 question while others can be for 2, 3, or even 4 question because the material is related
>lose points because I completely missed 4 questions

that's one of the gayest things ive ever heard