Veeky Forums humor thread

Three mathematicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "are you all having beers?" "I don't know," answers the first. "I don't know," answers the second. "Actually, I'm an engineer," the third interjects, "and I'm just going to hang out in the bathroom and drink other dudes' piss."

What is the difference between a large pizza and a math major? The pizza can feed a family of four.

t. CS major

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Have some OC for the biochemists.

Why are you posting this? Math majors are not THAT bad at programming, it's probably some self-taught 14 year-old

A topologist doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. But he does know his ass from two holes in the ground.

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