Three mathematicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "are you all having beers?" "I don't know," answers the first. "I don't know," answers the second. "Actually, I'm an engineer," the third interjects, "and I'm just going to hang out in the bathroom and drink other dudes' piss."
Veeky Forums humor thread
Angel Sanchez
Gavin Turner
What is the difference between a large pizza and a math major? The pizza can feed a family of four.
t. CS major
Andrew Brooks
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Jeremiah Turner
Have some OC for the biochemists.
Angel Kelly
Why are you posting this? Math majors are not THAT bad at programming, it's probably some self-taught 14 year-old
William Lewis
A topologist doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. But he does know his ass from two holes in the ground.
Isaiah Perez
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Ryder Johnson
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Elijah Ortiz
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Colton Hughes
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