my favorite fishy in the sea if I had to pick

> my favorite fishy in the sea if I had to pick
> it would probably be a fishy like Moby Dick

Are you fucking kidding me?

>Call me by my name, Moby Dick

huh

dick means penis

> "Hey, who is the cool sea captain guy?"
> "They call him Mobius. Mobius Dickie."
> "Wow."

B R A V O
R
A
V
O

>Moby DICK

> It was 1984.

Are you fucking kidding me?

> Hello, par'dner! Allow me to introduce myself! I am THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

>"Surely you Bible!"

JESUS YOU FUCKING HACK ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>DICK
holy shit will he ever recover from this

> and Captain Ahab said "Wow, what a Moby KNOBHEAD"

haha melville le funnie dick guy

> ye.
> ye.
> son.
> ye.
> you got yer blood on my meridian.
> you got yer meridian in my blood.
> ye.

You now realize the clay statue was actually Cthulu.

> Once there was war.
> Then there was peace.

It's 1000+ blank pages after that. The fuck, Tolstoy.

> He said to me that some days he felt like the worst Gatsby.
> but I knew. I knew the truth. He was never the worst Gatsby. He was the best Gatsby

> I see there be some road kill, squished toad
> but no cars have driven for a while down The Road

The Immortal Life Of Henrietta lacks

>At long last Sancho, after all these years, I have become The Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote de la Mancha

>Yeah, yeah I get a-round (around)
>Cutting loose like a deuce in this one-horse town (town)
>You got your girl and I got mine (mine)
>The Crying of Lot 49
Bad

>Ye.
>Spits.
>[Spanish dialogue]
>And they rode on and on and on and on nigger nigger spics niggers and mexicans.
>The Judge looked at the sunset. Looks like a blood meridian tonight said the judge.
>Ye.
>Nigger.
>[Spanish dialogue]

...

>Why, it's right around the corner
>What is?
>The Old Curosity Shop
DIIIICKEEEEEENS

> how many people died in spicy spain today?
> oh like around about 2666

bravo, bolano onalob ,ovarb

> that's nothing to shake a spear at, Will

wow

>Yo Plato what's on your mind senpai?
>I think we should vote republican because we live in The Republic.
So this is the power of western philosophy

> ye ay ay we all inna di club shiet gettin inna di wiv da bubbly oi eyy n dey up onna fi pole shakin dey ass muh dik duin all dis work lmao
> n den tha DJ put mi fiddi jam on wam wam lmao damn da beat a mo fo nigga slap yo fro
> he a real OG original fire, a true dub liner

i know this isn't real but that was a p. cute rhyme and i would read any book that contained rhymes like it.

>Drank in my cup yeah we getting ignorant
>Gettin kind of hungry bitch hand me my croissant
>Yeah you know this bitch is freak and I'm getting her in bed
>Sucked me off in the plaza guess you can call it Fountain head
No wonder people hate Ayn Rand

> i'm the kinda nigga who sell out a ho
> sell out arenas, tours, merch n shows
> do jail time cus i make too much money, yo
> fake niggas wish they had these skills, bro

> on the inside a fake nigga get scared,
> on the inside a fake nigga get bare,
> doin life for fraud in a jail, man
> this is the Death of a Salesman

Damn...

> she sells sea shells on the sea shore
> and that's when the sailor realised that he was Yukio Mishima's The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea
> the sea too wet anyway

...

>Yea dude fuck the murder, I totally banged that little girl.

jej