Meanwhile, on the Veeky Forums Mars colony

so how's everyone submissions coming together for the Mars flag contest?

Blame it on the chaos and when you start killing other martians you need to make sure you scream: ,,DIE HERRETIC!”

I just want rave parties 24/7 and guerilla tactics against meta-nats.

A proposal for a new law on Mars: "Anyone who claims Mars is flat will be exiled to Deimos, which will be converted into a penal colony for Flat Marsers and other retards."

Let's hope the Martian congress pass this.

Oh, and every room inside this colony should have atleast one transparent wall so that every flatearther can see the beauty of mars in all its globy.

>North American Space Agency on Mars

>NA

talk about brainlet lmao

I honestly cant tell if this a joke-post or not. Fucking Veeky Forums has lovered my expectations of humanity too much

What a disgusting flag
>that blue
yuck

CEO/Emperor Goldberg has denied my wife and I access to the centrifugal brooding chambers due to our dissident thought patterns so no children for us I guess.

>NASA
>getting to Mars

>*Creepy Riker smile*

I need an adult

"thank god we left all the blacks and muslims back on earth"

J E L L O B A B I E S

Mars freedom when? Fucking earth and theirs tax policy.

MUH ECONOMIC AND SOCIAL FREEDOM!!!!!!11

>MUH ECONOMIC AND SOCIAL FREEDOM!!!!!!11
>next ship with spare parts does not arrive

>next ship with spare parts does not arrive

Yeah, that's exactly why the idea of a Martian War of Independence against Earth is such a dumb idea. Unless Mars has the resources and infrastructure to maintain themselves without external help, then this is just the Martian colonies demanding suicide.

Only "space" is right
>tricolor
kys

Nazis won't be allowed on Mars.
Literally the entire story of CoD: Infinite Warfare. Settlement Defense Front to fight against the "Earthens" or some shit.

Not familiar with CoD: Infinite Warfare but I've seen this exact plot be done before in Babylon 5 and The Expanse.

>Nazis won't be allowed on Mars.
>everyone who I disagree with is a nazi
Fuck off socialist nazi.

>He doesn't know the Trilogy
Apply yourself, user

>Literally the entire story of CoD: Infinite Warfare. Settlement Defense Front to fight against the "Earthens" or some shit.
>Infinite Warfare
>Walking without shielding on Europa
>Other planets just like desert or winter
>We have FTL travel but we are fighting for Solar System territory instead of colonizing other star systems

Please refer to the gif posted by

Did you guys hear about that nutjob wanting to colonize venus? Hhhahahaha fusion rockets baloons and fucking solar shades lmao that's impossibl-ah my back this osteoporosis is killing me.

Infinity Ward is dumb as shit.

I think we can definitively agree that the Veeky Forums O'neill cylinder is better than this shit hole

I hate O'Neillers so fucking much ;_; They always laugh at us at SolNet chans.
Anyways I am off to my aunt's summer party, it's 5 degrees Celsius outside today!

Where do you live?

Will there be blacks on Mars?

>Will there be blacks on Mars?

Don't encourage them!

>Nazis won't be allowed on Mars.

>He wants people who can't thrive on the most prosperous continent on earth, to move to bloody Mars just because of false equality

It's a genuine question. I don't care if they send a few but they ought to be segregated. So when they eventually ruin the colony like they have ruined every civilization before the disease does not spread to others.

Then WHY would you bring them in the first place?

To prove people wrong again and again. Because they apparently can't learn from history like the poster above.

When I said "Don't encourage them" I was referring to you fucks. Go back to /Pol/ where you fuckers belong!!!!

No one serious advocates the actual proposed specifications of O'neil cylinders, only the concept.

>SolNet chans
Some kiwi software company?

...

Mars is cool and all but what are you supposed to do there all day, assuming a moderate level of automation and a ~4-6 hour workday by 2040-50 when a colony can be set up at the earliest.
>mfw 2,000,000ms ping

Fuck you. Mars is for all Humans.

youtube.com/watch?v=nv5OeJsHnT4

WHO PUT THEIR DICK IN THE PEANUT BUTTER?

>implying non whites are human
ha

>sci-fi style quantum entanglement modems providing near instantaneous communication between Earth & Mars Internet nodes
Checkmate; team Mars shall crush team Earth in E-Sports!

>no brainlets under 160 iq and you are not human and have no value to the scientific

>the meme ship that hasn't even been built yet will somehow take 100 people who only got on because they have money, in a crowded spaceship, and will land on a different planet by the 2020's by a company that hasn't even launched a single person on their rockets yet

mmmm

>>Sci-fi style quantum entanglement modems providing near instantaneous communication between Earth & Mars Internet nodes

No. Quantum Entanglement cannot be used for instant communication. It's like having a conversion via a coin toss, it cannot work

Yeah seriously, why would you do that? Go get an onahole from provisions. I mean fuck we even installed lube pipelines for just this purpose

>Mars is for all Humans.
That's what I said.

"kids, this is what the 1990's were like, except all the time and worse."

one of the recent mars sim projects where a bunch of people lived in a hut for 8mo resulted in the testronauts just playing CS all day with each other

Like I said, like the 90's except worse.
(meaning that the situation martian children as in is better than the situation terran children in the 90's were in)

>Quantum Entanglement cannot be used for instant communication. It's like having a conversion via a coin toss, it cannot work
I'm gonna copy this analogy for future conversations on "quantum TFL," if you don't mind.

FTL*

Post your genetic IQ scores here, and take this new online test
www.quickiq.mars
You don't even have to send in a sample, just describe how your your hair looks and it calculates it 100% accurate...
Can confirm it's legit because I got 150...

>mfw LAN party all day, erryday
Where do I sign up?

>quantum entanglement modems
Causality would like to have a word with you.

I got 140 on this legit online site, which puts me in the 1-in-a-100 masterrace and I'd like to leave the disgusting neurotypicals (that bullied me in school and have icky sex and gfs) and be enlightened by the martian gelatinizing gravity. The prophet Musk (peace be upon him) will help us plant the first soy crop.

>disgusting tricolour

Found the feminized republicuck, lads

You two should read something from time to time:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_trilogy

We left Earth for a reason guys, why the fuck is there a central bank here?

I've read the trilogy. But it's no excuse for that shit-tier flag.

Maybe you should read up on the principles of vexillology?

THE POWER AND BEAUTY OF TRICOLOR CANNOT BE OVERSTATED!!!
DIE HERETIC!

Fake news

On one hand I'd love to go to mars and help building up a new society but on the other I fear I'd be too autistic and introvert to enjoy the enclosed space.

Here comes another Chinese Earthquake, ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb

John Madden! John Madden! John Madden!

There's always room for jello!

Here y'go.

literally just a generic animu girl in an alien costume

Mars already has a flag.

>xiled to Deimos, which will be converted into a penal colony

Bad choice, the escape velocity is low, making escape too easy.

Oh fuck, I hadn't noticed that.

>tfw GLORIOUS NIPPON was the first to colonize mars

Pink Japan

Wait, so a QE up and down proton can't be held within a magnetic bottle and made to wiggle together over long distances?

Why have I been lied too?!?!

>tfw Mars Veeky Forums only has one post every three hours
>going on Earth Veeky Forums means 7 minutes to load a page, another 7 to send a reply and a Mars flag making you a local celebrity and shitposting impossible

What if I told you... Binary.

Yes, masterace by somebody who believes in incorrect gradients. KYS.

Coin toss is not a term of propability, coin toss is subject to physics.

I can literally never find anything about "jello babies" and mars when searching besides Veeky Forums archives
what is that stuff seriously

What if I told you that quantum entanglement was literally just probability.

>hey these things that were supposed to be entangled produced different results
"They weren't entangled"

>hey these two random coin flips produced the same result
"Definitive proof of entanglement"

Get rekd

The assertion that babies growing in low g will have under developed bones and muscles, and will die.

...

That human gestation will fail at 0.37g. A stupid meme that people shill with zero proof behind it since all research into this matter has been at 0g, they may be right though but I don't think so.

GAS THE EARTHERS SPACE WAR NOW

a mars settlement is a great opportunity to permanently eliminate old standards. Would be nice for everything to be USB-C or whatnot

everything will be 3.5mm, both power and signal.

Mars will be using I master race, no competing standards allowed.

is J a normal outlet or is that K?
Also, we will be using open power bars and alligator clips, no ground.

>Open 480V bus bars
>Only the strong will survive