Who's the best female author of all time?

Not the best, more like an honorable mention, but Sylvia Plath is good.

Elizabeth Gaskell is good too.

JK Rowlings

Shakespeare

Willa Cather

According to Bloom, the Pentateuch's Author.

Aesara of Lucania. She only has one surviving fragment but she has great theories on natural law that lead into positivism etc

But Positivism was fucking cancer.

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Shakespear, literally.

>ywn be as pure and Veeky Forums a couple as Anne and Simon Bradstreet
why live?

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>female author

>literally the biggest hack on earth
drink bleach Cunt.

>Reads the early published excerpts of Ulysses
>Contacted every newspaper and told them to publish her critique of Joyce's work: They're boring deSu
>Steals the same concept of a single day told from stream of consciousness for her book
>dumbs down litreture so that housewives can read it.
>contacts newspapers and tells them to print that shes invented stream of conscious
>She literally studied wulf and eadwacer, and knows stream of consciousness is a thousand years old.
>kills herself when she starts to get criticised for her lies and manipulation of the press.

might as well call her Sarkeesian Woolfe.

*blocks your path*

Nah bruh, she was innocent and pure and only became depressed because of biology and the patriarchy.

mmm, that choker.

Bronte is still hawt as fuck.

Evelyn Waugh. The only woman writer I could ever stand reading.

Yes, her. Only George Eliot even comes close.

Angela carter

Jane Austen is pretty good

The only female author I've been able to stomach, since I grew out of Harry Potter, is Robin Hobb.
I do enjoy her work.

Sor Juana

>this whole shitpost
>ending it with anti-Sarkeesian dribble

I bet you masturbate to Thunderf00t's YouTube videos and have neither watched a single episode of FF nor picked up a single feminist book your entire life.

And Sarkeesian is a baby feminist. I wonder just how badly you get triggered by higher level feminists.

Andrea Dworkin desu.
The best literature is political/activist literature.

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Is this bait?
I can never be sure anymore, what with the plebbit invasion.

Agatha Christie

Revolution 60 is the first video game that can be considered literature

Sappho

Gertrude Stein or Marguerite Younge. No questions asked famalams

Not him, how is that bait? Bloom actually entertains the idea that the Old Testament was partly written by Bathsheba.

Not so much the best, but definitely up there.
Also the only picture of a female author i just so happen to have saved.

Not the easiest fap, but not a complete waste of time.

i would say flannery o'conner. she writes about things like intricate and strange suffering. she also happens to be the most beautiful woman i have ever seen

this

I wouldn't be able to tell you; I've never read any literature written by a woman. Any recommendations?

Do you think the Bronte sisters liked to lezz out with each other?

Unironically start with Woman Hating.
radfem.org/dworkin

Atwood

Depends.

If you understand Japanese you could read the tale of Genji.

If you're well read and have a firm grasp of the English language then you could try Woolf.

Frankenstein is pretty good too

>[This book] is not [...] academic horseshit"
>Starts talking about a "planetary movement to restructure community forms and human consciousness" in the next sentence.

lol

Ah. The honourable Agatha Runcible, my waifu.
Gay Talese is pretty fucking awesome, for a journalist.

Why is positivism bad?

What do you recommend from her?

Marianne Moore, pic related

>I bet you
Why are you on Veeky Forums if you cant even without the most basic fallacy.

strawmans are yuk sweetie.

JV Jones is also decent if you like that sort of thing.

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