You're tasked with making the next golden record

Have they put into that record the sound of people fucking?

...

youtube.com/watch?v=WIsGiqUsPWc

I wonder what I would have to do to get ahold of voyager's golden record.

Just buy it
lightintheattic.net/releases/3747-the-voyager-golden-record

No I mean the one that they duct taped to the voyager probe. I want that one, like, I want to retrieve it and hang it on my wall. What are my first steps?

But there are two on two probes.
You'll never have the only original now!

I don't really need two, just one of them. It's not something to flaunt, I don't care even about having any proof they are the original discs as long as I know they are. It's a personal thing, a marker of dedication and achievement. Who do I have to give money to to get me one of those? What kind of thing do I have to build?

>Voyager 3 is launched
>starts drifting on the astroid belt
>overtakes the other two

darude sandstorm + "human existence is a faggot"

I guess BFR could pull something like that off.
You would need to create a retrival probe with a lot of deltaV. And the delivery would take decades.

Big Shaq

youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

youtube.com/watch?v=H5E3aP5aCbc

Go really fast and be very patient.

K-On OST

Whatever the top 10 Youtube music videos are at the time,

1: youtu.be/RgKAFK5djSk (3,386,732,806 views)
2: youtu.be/9bZkp7q19f0
3: youtu.be/fRh_vgS2dFE
4: youtu.be/OPf0YbXqDm0
5: youtu.be/kJQP7kiw5Fk
6: youtu.be/nfWlot6h_JM
7: youtu.be/NUsoVlDFqZg
8: youtu.be/09R8_2nJtjg
9: youtu.be/CevxZvSJLk8
10: youtu.be/e-ORhEE9VVg (2,254,030,085 views)

GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

Hold up, Gangnam Style is still 2nd?

The list is old. Wikipedia uses a script to check evidently:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most-viewed_YouTube_videos

>4.79billion views

Fucking hell.

>Luis Fonsi featuring Daddy Yankee
Who?

>Masha and the Bear: Recipe for Disaster
What?

Why nobody choosen art?

this to be sure we're talking about pitch the way it is perceived by humans
youtube.com/watch?v=zVmtPpTWceE

This as well, more on human perception pitch and their use of it
youtube.com/watch?v=tgidZmsaemI

Then probably Easley Blackwood's Microtonic Etudes, Queen's A Day At the Opera, Venetian Snare's Szamar Magyar, John Cale's Dream Interpretations, Aphex Twin's Broccoli Atmospheres, Serph's El Sospiranza, Shakti & John McLaughlin's A Handful of Serenity
All gold btw except maybe Venetian Snare & John Cale

>people like this exist
wat, just wat
this is why we can't have nice things

How do you put art onto a record

Iq and crime statistics by race.

Like this; we already did.
youtu.be/ibByF9XPAPg

>audio
Hundreds of hours of number stations

>text
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Minds. Fucked.

youtu.be/4LfJnj66HVQ
Peak humanity

>how to get the human species destroyed with relativistic weapons in 1 simple steps: a how to by user

>sending a audio record of how peaceful humans are and of our greatest scientific accomplishments to hostile aliens billions of lightyears away
what were they thinking

Only choice, the peak human achievement in harmony of sound
youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU

>billions of lightyears away
Currently not even at one lightday desu

By the time any aliens realistically find it the sun would have gone Supernova a long time ago. If any aliens are currently somewhat close by they will have long picked up our radio Transmissions before they come in contact with that. Point of the golden record is that it supposed to outlive Humanity.

youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg

I feel with that user. I own a bus sign. It’s kinda similar to owning a voyager record, just a lot more low effort and scummy.

>Devils trill by Tartini
I like it too, user, but it's objectively a bad way to inform Aliens that we also like music. They'll think it's screams or something. We should probably just send them a sinewave chord progression.

Get back to your containment board.

>Symbols for male and females
Holy shit, we're all retarded.

>all earth life.
*asians
ftfy

youtube.com/watch?v=qzc7OMwjt8w

mother fucker this started playing and i though my computer was about to bluscreen lol

wtf i've never herd this but i did hear people sing this. how the fuck is this popular
god, brainlet+ nigger genocide when?

The "Touch my Terryfold" song of Rick and Morty

>The voices of dying humans.
Mfw pure 2hz in the backround. With db of the all odds or evens of my last number.

youtube.com/watch?v=MtvJFZeRP8g

1+1=2

youtu.be/2xZgCVG_Bzk
See if they could figure this shit out.

The Jewish doctrine of Marxism repudiates the aristocratic principle of Nature and substitutes for it the eternal privilege of force and energy, numerical mass and its dead weight. Thus it denies the individual worth of the human personality, impugns the teaching that nationhood and race have a primary significance, and by doing this it takes away the very foundations of human existence and human civilization. If the Marxist teaching were to be accepted as the foundation of the life of the universe, it would lead to the disappearance of all order that is conceivable to the human mind. And thus the adoption of such a law would provoke chaos in the structure of the greatest organism that we know, with the result that the inhabitants of this earthly planet would finally disappear.

Should the Jew, with the aid of his Marxist creed, triumph over the people of this world, his Crown will be the funeral wreath of mankind, and this planet will once again follow its orbit through ether, without any human life on its surface, as it did millions of years ago.

And so I believe to-day that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator. In standing guard against the Jew I am defending the handiwork of the Lord.

>Devil's Trill
Only if performed by David Oistrahk

My vote goes for Vitali's Chaconne

The Moonman collection

I would include the entire 2016 election night, especially the after math and win speech.

How about 10hours of hardcore interracial cuckold porn?

My dick

I would set whole computer with special os for purpose of somebody not speaking lang could learn it on it and play variable content related on computer without technical knowledge.

We've been given this back maybe if we send sample of "technology" we would receive sample of technology back.

So in the end car in universe was good idea.

youtube.com/watch?v=5Q-OeT5OWfU

"Fuck off space niggers we're full"

I'd put a top 50 list of my favorite memes and explain why I like each one in a different language for each picture.
I wonder how long it would take top alien intellectuals and codebreakers to figure out what my list was about

MTC by s3rl, inscription:pls no bully

The sound of Uranus. Inscription: brap.