If i write genre fiction will it turn me into a giant?

if i write genre fiction will it turn me into a giant?

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I write genre fiction and I'm 6', so it works!

pitch me your latest novel

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I literally only just seen your post. It's the third in my Living amongst the Dead series. The survivors are back on the road after a brief reprieve due to a near-fatal injury, there's a fight or two, a couple groups are met, someone dies (well, a lot of people die, but someone from the previous book dies), and I'm presently working on the fourth of the series. My trilogy will become a quadrilogy, probably before June. I also have a start on a book that's going to likely revolve around three couples, all with children, some end up breaking up and having to deal with child support, but then in the book the laws regarding child support will be removed. Those men who wish to support their children even though they can't live with said children and the mother, may do so, on their terms. The men who do not wish to support the children they're not allowed to stay with, can keep their money.

The three couples will be affected by this in different ways. Maybe their paths will cross, or maybe the book will be three separate perspectives that never intertwine, we'll see. I'm looking forward to making a bitch character, one that lied about being on the pill with the express intent of getting child support from a wealthy man. When the law passes, he will of course stop supporting her, so this wretched whore whom is clearly irresponsible will end up destitute, child services will take the kid, and either the father will take in the kid or the kid will be put up for adoption. Either way, that slut will lose the kid. Whether that's better or not for the kid remains to be seen; I don't yet know what kind of mother to make her, but one thing is for certain, she will be a terrible, terrible woman and human being.

Just look up J N Morgan. You can find my stuff on Amazon. Prices are pretty fair I think for both Kindle ebooks and paperback. Wait until May 15th if you're considering getting any of my 6 books. 4 of them will be free on that date; my first 4. If you're in the UK, the second book in the series (Living amongst the Dead: Dark Days) will be on a Kindle Countdown discount from May 15th-21st. If you decide to give them a go, I hope you like em!

>6'

lel king of manlets

That's 5'11, but it doesn't matter either way. I'm proud of my height, and proud of my books.

your pitch was awful

here's my pitch of jurassic park;

dinosaur zoo, things go wrong

Zombie books. Focus on survivalism and realism. People die, some don't. A feminist gets raped, and a lesbian feminist rapes and murders a teenage girl.

this sounds like a shitty version of the road

how about zombie zoo, things go wrong?

i've got more ideas if you want

shark zoo, things go wrong? for example

Haha nah I'm good, but hey, you be you.

lmao

how about pedoph-isle, where a plane with a girls volleyball team crash lands on a prison island used to keep pedophiles away from normal people (turns out they're not THAT bad)

genetically enginered paedophiles who look like they're aliens but are actually humans from the future

also the whole thing is run by the japanese

Type it, upload it, self-publish it. GO GO GO!

>That's 5'11,

In 2015 maybe, women's standards keep going up thanks to instagram

I hear that, generally, if a woman specifies a minimum height for a male to have a chance with her, it'll typically be 6' or taller. Pretty strict. Yeah, there's lots of guys around my height, but there's still lots at around 5'10 or 5'11. Now going 6'1 or 6'2 or taller is REALLY going for above-average with height. Like saying they'll only give a man the time of day if he's got an 8" dong or longer. Not many out there are that tall or that long, let alone both.

>tfw 6'6" and 8"

I'd say you're a lucky fellow (if I believed you), but the truth of the matter is not all women can take that much length without experiencing pain and discomfort. Hell, I was with one chick who could hardly handle 6", though granted she was only a teenager and no doubt still growing. Spoke with one woman in her early 30s as I recall who said she was with one guy who was around 8" and the bugger actually ENJOYED causing her pain with it. She now won't go above 7".

exactly, contrary to what teenage fags who watch too many lexington steele pornos believe, most women don't actually want to be impaled in bed

I admit I lied, it's only 7.5". gf likes it though.

It's the other way around.
If you are 6' or taller you will never be able to write anything beyond genre fiction.
Fuck Drumpf and fuck tall people

word, all great thinkers and intellectuals were manlets

>zombies
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do you make good money off normies and fake nerds?

For their time they were probably average/above average though.

they were middle height

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napoleon was average but he was also below middle height

>napoleon was average but he was also below middle height

He was way below Aristocratic height too

They think that they want a 6' 2" man but their perception of height is warping just as much as their preferences. I'm 5' 11" and girls hitting on me have guessed that I'm anywhere between 6' and 6' 3". They don't know what they're talking about

>He was way below Aristocratic height too
yeah the elite were taller than the proles
they're buttering you up you autist

>they're buttering you up you autist
That may make them more susceptible but that isn't all. Most of them have either been surprised or straight up didn't believe me when I told them the truth

I've had two girls guess that my 7" dick is 9" too, and again didn't believe me when I corrected them

Pretty much.

More believable. You're a lucky fellow provided you stick with women who can handle it.

I make decent money. Almost $50 in March and right about $50 in April. So far in May I've gotten around $15 supposedly but Author Central heavily suggests there's been around half a dozen more sales on my books but the KDP site (and their team that I emailed) says that my fluctuating sales rating and author rating, which has spiked around May 2nd, 5th, 7th, and 10th or so (of course suggesting a sale on those days) doesn't necessarily mean there has BEEN a sale. So I have $15 confirmed for May thus far, but could be as much as $28 or so if those spikes in ratings are actual sales. I've since gone ahead and contacted Amazon about it since I don't entirely believe the KDP staff.

I know, we're not exactly talking about thousands or even hundreds of dollars, but I've been a self-published author for only a little over half a year. Most self-published authors don't even total $100 in their first year... I made almost that much in just two-month's time, and anticipate that my first $100 month just might be June or July. Steady promoting, steady marketing, steady writing... 7th book is probably 25% or so finished and I've got a small start on my 8th as well. 6th book was self-published... what... April 25th or so? About 2.5 weeks ago, so I'm making decent progress. Average of about a book a month though I'm beginning to question whether I can maintain that. Either way, I assure you, self-publishing is not a meme. It's a very legitimate way for a brand new writer to get a start.