Webm Thread

Is it cuz I'm black? What. Does. This. Have. To. Do. With. Food.

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chocolate WONDERFALL

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How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

i'm scared

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Say what you will about how gross it looks. But that's an amazing piece of machinery and we're an incredible species to have made it.

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

>pjwnex.us/media/text/Golden_Corral.txt
In case any of you nig-nogs haven't read this

I fucking love those stories

Not to mention they save plenty since they're not wasting anything. Shucks, if I died, and I wanted to ensure my body fed someone, that would be the way to go.

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why would anyone ever put ribs on a sandwich? that is the dumbest shit ever

>that is the dumbest shit ever
That's what my mom said about your penis homeboy

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>tube pasta

I don't get why these sort of videos get circulated. It's not all that interesting, imo. It's fat, fat, and more fat, of course it's going to be delicious, what's the point?

Maybe it's time you took a break from Veeky Forums

now where's the wrekt version with some chink getting pulled into it
>this is my fear

>american hands
>american cuisine

>that file name

STOP, LARDASS

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

And they said activated almonds were just a meme.

Maybe it's time Veeky Forums stopped reposting webms in every thread.

Really nice work on the lemon

Why are there two webm threads?

A true chef must know his tools. Wait a second...

mmmm, fattening

MORE BUTTER MORE BUTTER MORE BUTTER

Delet this

>does not completely remove shell from shromp

y

>why does this pasta taste like hand

what does hand taste like user

lick ur hand rn

Tastes like my ass

kek

Every time you bitch about it it reduces my motivation to make any new ones.

I can't believe people eat egg sandwiches like that

In America, we eat cheese sandwiches like that

you forgot butterslut

God damn these look delicious

that is actually a health risk

>mayo
>ketchup
>analog cheese
>shitty buns
what a waste of good resources

>bbq sauce
ruin a good piece of meat with industry garbage

rest of the material in this thread is actually pretty good

That is one nasty bitch lol. I wanna stuff my butterdog down her throat

He has to get out somehow

competitive eaters don't care about health risks. They only want to make it into Valhala's hall of fame fucking valkyries in the after life and feasting with warriors

>shitting on burger sauce and american cheese

O B S E S S E D

watch it Chrissy!

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Ayo I thought eating disgusting amounts of mayonnaise was a WYPIPO thing

WHEN I WAS A LAD-

what in the actual fuck

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Always get a chuckle out of this

Holy shit son

Does she keep relish in her panties? I don't get it.

T H E B O N E E X I T

Flavor

>calling industry ketchup, mayo and bbq sludge burger sauce

>american cheese
>cheese
top kek. i understand though, can't bring culture to uncultured 'mericans likey they bring freedom with blackhawks and b2 to the "unfree"

>industry ketchup
absolutely hilarious that you've chosen the word 'industry' as your savage, damning pejorative. like the best you could do is the fact that it's produced by a company.

>sludge
it's a fucking sauce you bellend. there's nothing sinister about its viscosity

>american cheese
literally designed to have the best possible melting properties in a burger and you bitch because you get it in plastic wrapped slices instead of a plastic wrapped wedge.

stay mad

the reason why i mention industry is because it's full of preservatives, added flavors and a shit ton of sugar. might as well eat your fucking burger with canning sugar and flavor.

>literally designed to have the best possible melting properties in a burger and you bitch because you get it in plastic wrapped slices instead of a plastic wrapped wedge.
american cheese is not cheese, it doesn't even taste like cheese, it's a milk product which is cheese-like.

Taco town is the least funny shit

>a shit ton of sugar.
it's a ketchup. a ketchup is like a jam intended to be eaten with savoury foods. jams are produced by cooking down acidic, pectinous ingredients with sugar. your power level is low.

>american cheese is not cheese, it doesn't even taste like cheese, it's a milk product which is cheese-like.
american cheese is a blend of cheese with a cheese-like mixture to stretch out the cheese and ensure it is homogenous and stable so it can be transported to all corners of the world in a shelf stable form. it is a triumph of modern engineering and the reason we won where you surrendered.

India is a strange place

the nuggenator

big eggs or smol man?

imminent salmonella

> a block of butter

I'd still eat that hot dog

the man eating the boiled eggs seems to be larger so I'm guessing small man. but also larger than usual eggs.

Too bad this picture is a CG bird from some shitty movie

The way they pulled the bones out gave me a boner

Triggered level nearly maxed

Are you serious? I always thought it was real.

american "cheese" is probably the most disgusting thing ive ever eaten.

>t. switzerland

Funniest thing in this thread.

You ate fake American cheese. You ate a product that was flavored like American cheese. Real American cheese (the kind you get in a block) is delicious.

I hope she choked an died desu.

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