Crispy Buffalo Chicken Melt

How is the the McChicken™ supposed to compete?

Is that an MG?

No. It's a Crispy Buffalo Chicken Melt.

It's only $1.29 and tastes great between the patties of a McDouble?

The cheese on that thing is a fucking disaster. Honestly just buy a McChicken™ and add your own hot sauce. Cheaper too.

What the fuck are you driving in 2017 that doesn't have power steering?

>melt

Um....sweetie.

That's a "burger" sandwich. Not a melt.

are you in a speed boat?

who mentioned power steering?
if you know that thing doesn't has power steering, then you know what he's driving, asshole

AMERICANS LITERALLY DRIVE AND EAT BURGERS AT THE SAME TIME.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LMFAO

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>Euros don't know the comfy feeling of driving around the city on a sunny day and chomping on a burger

O B S E S S E D

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lmao being proud of that shit

Looks like a Factory Five mk4 to me

>not

he's clearly in a "car-park" you fucking bong.

What audio book do you suppose he's listening to?

You nailed it... Thomas Piketty's Capital in the Twenty-First Century. See, that's why I hang with Veeky Forums, you guys just get me. That and the /sip/ memes.

You got that baby seat in there so you can take your wife's son cruising?

this is what you want op

Oh, a cuck joke. Never change Veeky Forums.

Is that Arby's? I think I saw a commercial for those and instantly lusted hard.

yup. they are slightly addictive.

my family told me aliens are demons (evil angels in christian theology so i guess same difference)
this magazine cover seems pretty accurate
nothing wrong with a well trimmed mullet

why is the e brake clear the fuck over on the passenger side?

Can I have money please?

kek I don't think that's what was referring to. Look up fatty mcautism.

this tbqh

It was alright, way too much cheese though. One slice would've been enough.

kek

You're literally retarded. I'm not kidding, you are actually retarded.

>baby seat
>is literally a 2 seater
>single man carrying for his ex-wife's child
how sad

I picked up my kid from school today because it was super nice out. The seat is almost never in the car because its a fucking retarded car to use for child transportation. Its usually my wife and I, out for lunch, or just me out for a drive. I thought about taking the seat out for the picture, but I wanted you guys to know that its possible to be rich, successful, and to have nice toys, while also doing the family thing - which is what's really important.

Well no fucking shit, I don't have to look at Veeky Forums to know there are rich, successful people with families out there, I can look at my goddamn brother for that.

Thanks for the kick in the face.

>Thanks for the kick in the face.
You need to fix your attitude.

how do people like this exist?
become successful and have a family yet still shitpost on an anime cooking board about eating fitter trash

>shitpost on an anime cooking board about eating fitter trash
Crazy to think that the gods of men, are still human.

oh boy another blog post im not reading

Fuck me do you drive an AC Cobra? Thought most people on this board would be scared of true sports cars (the kind that try to kill you)

>Thought most people on this board would be scared of true sports cars
What did he mean by this? People that are interested in great food are not interested in great cars? What did he mean by this?

The crispy chicken parm was better imo

Foodies are almost always effeminate.

It's just some dude who thinks he won't get divorce raped by his whore wife

Trust funds.

Jealousy does not look good on either of you. You can imagine a past, or future for me if you need to for your fragile egos. But the reality of today remains.

>buying a McChicken

Um sweaty it's not a burger if it has chicken

It is official. For me, the Buffalo Chicken Slider from Arby's is THE WORST fast food chicken sandwich. I've never had such a low quality, thin, piece of horrible chicken. These guys need to stick to bagged roast beast slurry. This shits gonna give me the meats.

This is reviewbrah's dad

Two points. First, I'm probably only 10 years older than rb. Second, I'd never raise such a racist beta.

Joey?

S-Steve?

Was it like a sponge?

This thread is pure cringe, jesus christ. I hope OP dies tomorrow.

Being racist is an alpha make trait

That's not an ac cobra

It was dry and hard and mostly fried batter. Fucking awful. At least it was only 1.29, or whatever disgustingly cheap price it was.

Definately what I picked OP's car as

Nailed it

Krystal™ should make a buffalo version of their Chik™.

On a personal level, I am exceedingly proud of you.