Ask someone who's solved philosophy anything

Ask someone who's solved philosophy anything

What is the meaning of life?

Why should life have a meaning?

what does ur butt smell like?

p.s. opening your thread crashed my browser

ur fucken ded

How's it hangin' David?

Because if it doesn't, I will be sad. I do not want to be sad.

what is the meaning of meaning?

:'(

How do I fuck this slut

If you need help fucking a slut, the only solution is to get out more.

exhibit charming qualities and better yourself.

Are you a Catholic socialist?

ya

Where's your book?

Dude just be yourself

what is

Wait fuck, that's what I was in middle school, have I fucked up by moving away from perfection?

Whence cometh man and whither he go?

What is man?

is logical pluralism right if not what is the correct logic

What was the point? Do you feel like you wasted your time?

Define Truth
Propose an ethical framework that pass the coma test
Explain consciousness
Explain meaning
Solve the free will debate
Define God
What function should a Government have, if any

All answers must be able to be understood by a child of age 5.

Who killed Laura Palmer?