Yule Ball: The Thread

Which girl from the Harry Potter series would you ask to the Yule Ball?

If someone has already posted (i.e. claimed) your desired date, who else would you choose?

I choose Ginny Weasley.

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I choose a better book and a different thread

Moaning Myrtle.

just waiting for the pasta

Congratulations, Moaning Myrtle has accepted your invitation!

The other female ghosts must be jealous!

Lovegood, Luna.

I don't read harry potter because I'm not a girl or homosexual

Cho, I'd destroy that asshole to oblivion. Also LITERATURE

The Asian chick

>Lovegood, Luna
GET OFF OF MY HP WAIFU

>scottish chink
She was an enigma.

Harry potter, of course

bellatrix

she could get it fr

There;s actually loads of them over here. Glasgow has it's own chinatown

no, she's mine lmao u jus got btfo

I read it ages 9-13 like everyone else user

Hermione
Because someone has to take one for the team

Nobody has claimed Hermione yet. A company moved to my office building in the Summer of 2015, and since my office has a bunch of shared meeting rooms, a shared kitchen etc people from the new company would often come visit our office to print things out, make coffee, have meetings, etc. Among them was a girl who was my age and she reminded me of Hermione quite a lot. She was obviously intelligent and a little officious, but she was the cutest girl I've ever seen in person. I did some autistic research and found out both she and the majority of her co-workers were from affluent backgrounds and since I'm a poorfag with pretty shitty mental health I felt too intimidated to talk to her. For like 4 months she came to print shit out at the printer that was right by my desk but I pretended not to notice. I think she may have been interested in me but for whatever reason I fucked up and didn't show her how attracted I was to her. One night in December 2015 I had the idea to write her a letter and hand it to her quickly in passing. I posted it on here and most people said I should never contact a human female because I was so retarded. She quit her job towards the end of last year and I haven't seen her since. I feel bad whenever I think about her, so I try not to because I know it's unhealthy. She could have been my Hermionefu, and I might have been her Harry-san. Alas.

Nice story but get your hands away from her.

Quite fitting really.

I remember that letter. It was legit retarded.

post it

what did he mean by this ?

I agree. I'm glad I didn't write it.

I'm glad I didn't write it either

literally trap harry

excellent post

>going with Draco
>claiming that delicious pure-blood boipucci

Would JK Rowling agree to some LGBT action? Maybe she can answer herself.

She went with the biggest sports star in the wizard world.

LOL she's gonna find herself a Ron

>tfw Luna Lovegood will never fuck my tranny pucci with a strap on

Hehe

List of decent HP smut:
docs.google.com/document/d/1-w-bt80EWqTHL8VdrANYU1QStEVBh87ahPiIqLHC41c/mobilebasic

If you've never read anything, start with:
>It could only happen to Harry
>Whatevee happened to Bromance?
>Parkinson's Knickers

The fact that you have recommendations for this is alarming, user.

I have better fapping sessions to smut fiction than most porn. Sue me.

Nice good one faggot. At that age I was reading alpha shit like Dune and lord of the rings.

>Not fapping on old futanari furries with tentacles
Seems you are new to the internet.

>not starting with regular hentai and dickgirls, progressing to futas and weird /d/ shit, ascending to shota doujins before coming back to het fiction

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rofl. i read it in his voice and bust a rib laughing

Who doesn't love a girl with a yuge penis?

Eowyn

LOL