What's the recipe for your favorite mixed drink?

What's the recipe for your favorite mixed drink?

>tfw you come to from a heart attack and you recognise your paramedic from taking two dicks in her ass

We dont need two of these threads

Two fingers whiskey, two fingers vodka.

>tfw she gives you mouth-to-mouth

muh dick

Yeah that's what it would taste like.

>4 count tanquaray gin
>4 count jameson whiskey
>4 count absolute cilantro and lime vodka
>All together in a shaker over ice
>Pour into 4 empty shot glasses
I call it windex. Because it tastes like windex. Doesnt burn though and never gave me that queasy feeling when I drink other stuff too fast. Just SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT gag a little on the taste and good to go for the next hour or so

Moscow Mules

Lime juice
Ginger beer
Vodka
Freshly shaved ginger

Deep Eddy Grapefruit or Lemon
Club Soda (preferably Topo Chico but Grapefruit Perrier is also really good)
Lime juice

Lime vodka & corona. I call it the Secret Weapon

>Whiskey
That is all, add some coke every once in a blue moon.

Cuck

Whatever alcohol I have in my house plus the saliva in my mouth.

>how people like their drinks determines my projection of my love for BBC

You really need some psychoanalysis to get well. Good luck, /pol/tard.

For girls:
>2 scoops of vanilla ice cream
>half banana
>a handful of cherries
>a bunch of ice
>lots of coconut rum
>all in blender
Simple, very tasty, gets chicks drunk. Cherry, banana, vanilla and coconut make a super flavor.

3/4 gin
1/4 any kind of juice to take the burn off

Rye & ginger ale in ice

Singapore sling is pretty good, or long island iced tea

Great recipe bro.

They're standard drinks you dick, just look it up

Great recipe bro.

Thanks

No problem.

How do I look it up?
I think Bing is down btw

Imagine this rescuing you from a heart attack
WEW
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She'll go back to porn, EMT pay is absolute shit

The thread is one of many thinly veiled porn star bait threads that popped up around 2pm CST today. But sure complain about someone contributing to the so-called topic because I didn't fit your standards. Fucking Veeky Forums police man to the rescue

You're such a fucking retard, dude. Go off to another thread to shitpost.

>spending all day on Veeky Forums
Lad...

Ok see you later, thanks for policing this thread for the good citizens

Consider a less negative lifestyle while you go. You're a joke.

What the fuck are you talking about? At least I made my shitty contribution, all you've done is bitch and moan. You're like that critic in ratatouille