Ask a guy who will eat his first big mac ever anything

ask a guy who will eat his first big mac ever anything

Y

When?

Eastern Europe?

Don't do it? Think of the childrens?

What should I have for dinner?

because it's the ultimate american experience i have yet to experience
tomorrow
west la
fuck childrens (not literally)
kraft mac and cheese tbqh

have you had other mcdonalds burgers? what do you think of mcdonalds in general?

also, have you ever had a whopper?

Would you not prefer some food?

i've only had mcnuggets in the last 15 years.
I think mcdonalds is pretty shit but the fries and nuggets, which i have had recently, are pretty decent.
i have never had anything from burger king ever.
i would but i need to have a big mac

>kraft mac and cheese tbqh

Shouldn't have asked. I'm not eating that.

this thread sucks and you suck

What is it like living in Africa?

Who Fucking cares?

Are you prepared to risk knowing no other food will ever satisfy you again after having eaten the greatest meal in existence?

Go to a Big Boy and get a super big boy instead

That doesn't look good. The picture is bad...

Big macs used to be good, now they suck they bread is mealy the meat is to small. You missed the boat theyre just mcdoubles with thousand island dressing now.

Like the big mac pic in the OP is an accurate representation

big macs are disgusting

I can only heat hamburgers with cheese and ketchup, nothing else

there is just way too much going on in the big mac flavor profile

That looks disgusting. And since that's just a promotional photo, I know that the real life version looks even worse.
Americans are gross

Would you rather have a six, ten, or twenty inch dildo in your ass? None isn't an option.

I don't really care.

have you prepared to be extremely underwhelmed?

I ate my first Big Mac three years ago.
It's overrated.

Don't plan on being full and prepare to be massively disappointed by another capitalist stunt

20, I ain't no bitch Mr. Hands

You like to vomit, yeah?

its really only good if you ate it as a child and thought it was a grown up burger. as an adult, its not that great. different, but not great. i will eat one in memory of a psychiatric client i had who died of cancer last month, who loved his big mac extra sauce extra onions no cheese. good.

why shouldn't you toss away the middle bread?