Webm Thread

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now amerifats, that is real cheese, not your disgusting pseudo shit that you call cheese

Theres already a webm thread up, moron

O B S D

he wasted an entire orb of cheese to make one plate of spaghetti

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that block of cheese is used for more than a hundred plates of pasta

I don't think you are aware what you're replying to.

That webm is from an episode of Iron Chef (TV show). The chef, Mario Batali, used that wheel for one dish served to 3 judges.

Of course that is about out of context since it's from a TV competition show.

pretty novel idea

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

>pretty novel idea
Not really, it's an old school Italian thing. Nothing new about it. Might seem new to a modern person but it's far from it.

>orb
It's called a wheel you uneducated simpleton Amerifat.

you need a break from Veeky Forums

Go back to /pol/, flat-cheeser.

I'm from the uk

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Fucking stupid. Crap presentation, overcooked spaghetti, ugly dinnerware, watery bullshit sauce. Not to mention there's residue from 10,000 previous pasta dishes and god knows what else in that cheese wheel. Oh and it's probably burnt to shit at this point as well. Enjoy your shitty instagram pasta.

something tells me that a popsicle is the least intimate way those two swap spit.

What? That doesn't look like Iron Chef or Mario Batali. Looks like a random chef serving people at a restaurant.

Imagine a threesome with both of them

pleasant pops

you need 3 people for a threesome you dingus

wouldn't that make it a foursome?

Ah, a true Veeky Forums webm connoisseur. However, you forgot the BBQ montage where the guy squeezes the pork and it falls apart into pulled pork.

I want ja/ck/ webms

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Here you go

What restaurant is that from?

Austin's BBQ in Texas I believe.

>Featuring! Pleasant Pops Onesie!
This sounds like an Apple Cabin Foods product

two

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why is this shit posted all the time?
who cares?

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There are Veeky Forums threads on /wsg/

We all have the same food related webms, so when there's a webm thread here, we repost them all

Same thing on /tv/

If you want webm threads, just go to /wsg/, people actually make OC (sometimes) plus they have a bigger file size limit and allow audio

Chinaman cheesecake.

post that artsy slice of onion with wine

>taps the knife

this?

That's the ticket

yeah thanks

>O B S E S S E D

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>foods straight males will never understand

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Could someone explain this to me, why people get upset about the knife-tapping?

this is just for out-world (You)s, right?
no one eats it, right?

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what's the point of these?
just eat the fucking pizza

whelp, i just lost my appetite

must suck being lactose intolerant

that looks fucking disgusting

only when you mix chocolate and regular milk

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What's their endgame?

Looks like just prepping ingredients for a restaurant.

interesting...

this chink's videos are faker than pamela anderson's tits.

ratatouilleaux

She live streams too.

she has a disorder where her stomach can basically expand to fill her entire lower cavity, and a side effect is she has an extremely high metabolism

They forgot the steps: drain, strain then serve

Hi /g/

OBSESSION

we have proper cheese in amrika

I'm just taking a guess but if it's a good blade you don't want to be doing that

as a straight white male, i find this webm triggering.

I thought this was a jack video until I realized they were making ice cream with equipment he doesn't have

Im still very pset

Doesn't it also make her basically unable to digest anything? That's why she eats gigantic portions, her shit is still like 90% food

i want to fuck whatever that is

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it's crazy how the colour instantly disappears

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Joe rogan?

this one's better

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not really,

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I just realized that the surface is cold and that's ice cream

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They control the pigment cells directly with muscles, so it's like us dropping limp when our neck breaks.

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That took an unexpected turn

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This kinda sucks when you can't hear her say biggu maccu

fuckin rad

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nice