Which book should I bring to a hypothetical Book Burning event?

Please help, I wouldn't want to make a faux-pas and embarrass myself in front of comrades.

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Start with the greeks

>fpbp

The Cuckoldry of the West, by Richard B. Spencer.

Concordo

The mistborn series

I had no idea he was an author too

>that one guy with the Burzum shirt

Kek

>Tiki torches
jesus christ

I think that's Styxhexenhammer666

The Communist Manifesto.

Wouldn't surprise me

Any important texts of the three main abrahamic religions. Those fuckers have been ruining Europe for far too long.

Here's a good start.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_book_burnings#Persecuted_authors
That's actually a bad idea because the Nazis and Fascists loved the ancient greeks.

The book of mormon if you want to have an engaging conversation

The Bible if you want to get hurt

The Quran if you want to die

Anne of Green Gables

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The Koran
Jewier parts of the Bible
The Emancipation Proclamation

my diary desu

The novel you have inside you.

They're Citronella torches.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_book_burnings#Persecuted_authors
Interesting, most of those aren't even that bad.

The book thief

burning books is for neanderthals, especially in the age of the internet.

what do you hope to accomplish, faggy symbolism? okay, princess.

it's funny people would go to these sort of lengths for some symbolism that won't matter to anyone beyond the people doing it, essentially symbolizing nothing more than jerking off the guy standing next to you while he does the same.

Good one. Her and Amy Schumer would work very nicely.

>some symbolism that won't matter to anyone beyond the people doing it
You obviously underestimate Thulean principles and Rituals, bigoted much?

The Collected Works of Spinoza.

I'd love to watch some lads create a great bonfire and cast that shit right in.