I received a rabbit as a gift

I received a rabbit as a gift.

How should I cook it? Hit me with your best rabbit recipes.

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Make some pasta like Vin Diesel did in that one movie where he is russian and smuggling that artificially inseminated nun into the US.

The obvious answer is rabbit stew. Don't expect the rabbit to actually contribute much, though.

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This is kind of close to what we make in Belgium with rabbit

You should burying it. There's nothing more sad and disgusting than being given someone that literally had to die to become a present.

Where does it say that it was a dead rabbit?

>find rabbit pelt
>stitch pelt around rabbit corpse
>raise large metal rod into thunderstorm
>hook electrodes to rabbit corpse
>wait for lightning to strike
>resurrect the dead bunny
>flee in terror from undead zombie rabbit

Rabbits are friends, not food, you bastard.

Oh christ that's even more sickening. You were given something to care for and your first instinct is to eat it? Wtf is wrong with you?

if it got killed for food you should be eating it. Nothing more disrespectful than letting the rabbit go to waste

Oh, good point. Don't do this if it's not already dead.

I would even eat a baby, lalalalalalalala LA.

you fucking faggot, people breed and eat rabbits all over the world, and guess what, it's good food

i don't fucking respect rabbits.

nothing ever goes to waste, waste is a human concept that doesn't actually exist. bacteria will always consume everything you kill. there's literally nothing wrong with shooting every fucking elephant in africa and letting them rot on the ground

Rabbit stew

edge, the post

nothing edgy at all. you said 'you should respect the rabbit' (even though respect is earned. you said you could accomplish this respect by eating it (?????????). i told you we could respect elephants by letting bacteria eat them all. that's maximum respect.

you don't make any sense.

Reminded me of this for some reason. I think that's a hare, though.

risotto

Did the guy shoot it himself?
Better check the body for parasites.
Rabbits in the field are full of diseases.

>i don't respect rabbits
What did other animals do to earn your respect?

Slices of smoked pork, shitload of onions, butter, rabbit, water or stock, salt and lots of pepper...all in preassure cooker for at least one hour....

tits or gtfo, Stacy

Not op but where could i buy some rabbit meat

I am in Canada and big grociery chains carry frozen rabbit.

Bought it once to make rabbit stew. Bones were a nightmare, flavour was good.

This. I made rabbit stew last weekend and it mostly tasted like chicken soup.

it hops around in the forest

Rabbit isn't typically hard to find, check with your local butcher or look in the frozen meats section of big chain superstores. I live in Oregon and the Winco near me has them, though they're expensive as fuck, like 20 bucks for one.

>LE R&M EDGE

go kill yourself, waste

4 legs, sure weren't lucky for the rabbit.

this is against God's will.

make fried rabbit