Veeky Forums writes a book

>dupes get chapter titles
>trips get title
>quads get cover design

>start story
On this day one year ago, Elliot Marker was born. His life would have been rather ordinary, had he not been born with wings.

Faggotacus

Chapter one shall be called Faggotacus.

An Irrational Exuberance

"this chapter is called cacapoopoopeepeeweiner after the title"

Cacapoopoopeepeeweiner

What in the fuck

Mr. Poop and The Butt Squirshers

This is not a chapter title

one day gregor samsa awoke from weird-ass dreams and discovered he had become a TOTALLY SWEET metal singer from finland

C'est une chapter 6

trips get

>Katie's Adventures in the Veeky Forumsland

the title of the book is already Cacapoopoopeepeeweiner

Rotten Jews

No its this
Because 777>222

you're just making shit up, shoo faggot

Natner Patatner

infinite parabola

Very nice. Now lets see my dubs.

My vote:

She took off her dirty socks and dropped them on the floor. Plop. They were soaked and let out a queef as they plopped on the grounds. This made Richards pole more like a shaft, shifting his pants to misalign his malignant Dick.

if this somehow gets doubles: Curdled Milktoast

if singles:
He touched her breast. Soft. Pulpy. Chagrin-inducing. Her tits swayed with the grace of molasses, and took his palm for granted.
Snap! She turned, what frightening speed, her blood drained quickly off her cheeks, her hands became like mortal claws, as fiery and scaly as his fears.
And though his hand was now just crushed, his eyes would break with crisps of light. Tears of beauty as they reflect, the greatest looks in all of men.
And she said: "BENIS X-D"

Nigger Molester

Eddie Meduza did nothing wrong

Cover design