Literally for what fucking purpose?

literally for what fucking purpose?

Vegans fucking at a guess.
You know what a condom is,right?

>Condoms certified by the vegan society
at least those gay folsk use protection!

For people like op who accidentally swallow condoms on a daily basis and happen to be vegans.

because we're living in clown world

>be vegan
>want to fuck
>get vegan condoms
>find out you have a latex allergy

capitalism has gone too far

you realize you don't have to eat condom after you're finished with fucking?

Slimfit for me

Little known fact, shellfish are used in the production of some latex/rubber type products. I don't know which ones, but I do know that they ask you if you're allergic to latex or shellfish before getting your gas mask in the military because you have to get a special gas mask if that's the case.

these products are not derived from animals - and, more importantly, they are not food
this thread is off-topic for Veeky Forums
it remains to be seen whether the janitor is paying attention or willing to act

Shellfish and avocado share some distinctive proteins with latex; if you're allergic to one, you're probably allergic to the others to some degree, or at risk of developing the others.

They could chlorinate the latex but in that case it's safer to use neoprene.

Many condom brand use milk protein in their condoms, and also test on animals
what he said

fake, typos everywhere.

>He doesn't eat the condom after fucking

>this thread is off-topic for Veeky Forums
are you literally retarded? veganism is off topic on Veeky Forums??

>they test on animals
This. They test the ones I use on horses.

>not testing them on elephants
not large enough.

No, you misunderstand. They shove the whole horses inside.

>vegan condoms
Well, at least they don't have to worry about making large sized ones.

Couldn't you just ask him to take a shit sometime before you start?

edible kake

The pic says "available in 4 sizes (49 - 60 mm)"
60mm is quite large.

>vegans
>60mm dicks

>you don't have to eat condom after you're finished with fucking

why do you think they have different flavors user?

>don't have to eat condom after you're finished with fucking

t. khs virgin

>Flavours
What's the purpose of flavored condoms? If you're getting top what do you have to gain from protection, either of you? Less sensation for the guy and I don;t imagine rubber/lube (even the flavored kind) can taste very good

>tfw you get the slimfit but it fits normally
>tfw you bought and put on a condom but nobody's having sex with you

For your gluten-free penises

>tfw when you use a finger cot as a condom and it's too big

>tfw you bought an edible condom in X-large because you thought the mirrors were lying and they weren't of any use at all.

Kek

>finger cot as a condom and it's too big
i know that feel

Std's can still spread through unprotected oral sex, user